When your insides really hurt and your asshole gives a squirt...
When you're pumpin' at the keg and somethin's runnin' down your leg...
After a night of drinking Coors and you've found you've shat your drawers...
When you're on your way to class and something jumps right out your ass...
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.