my parents at dinner.. by marie517 12-06-03

How it starts.... (this is my dad)DONT USE YOUR HANDS!! what ever...... I do it again... GOD DAMMIT Sorry!! god... My moms reaction.... I CANT EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for gods sake chill the hell down...

Dont EVen Try TO DecOrate with Your MoM While shes pmsing!! by marie517 12-10-03

ok what do i next? GOD WHY DOESNT ANYONE WANNA HELP ME !!! I ASK FOR ONE SIMPLE THING AND U GIVE ME ADDITUDE mom my whole life isnt surrounded around decorating!!!!!!! I DONT GET ANY RESPECT!!!!!!!! alright! now what do u want me to do..? RRR I JUST WANT TO HAVE A NICE HOLIDAY AND IF U CANT DO THAT THEN.... JUST GO AWAY!!

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like my mom says, every family has problems. I guess that was supposed to make me feel better?

That looks like one of those things you would have to be there to get.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

yea it pretty much is

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My parents used to spaz over everything.

Until I killed them while they were asleep.

Just kidding, I only sewed their mouths shut.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

lol i wish i could do that....

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I thought it was only right if I put this incedent in that happened the other day after snowboarding...

Mr. and Mrs. Spaz by laughinginyourface 12-12-03

I walk on the other side of a pole a little bit slower than my dad... Evan, what were you thinking? You could have gotten lost! How could I have gotten lost? Evan, you know what? I'm SICK OF THESE WISE-ASS REMARKS!   ?   I don't get it... EVAN! WHAT ARE YOU SMILING FOR? YOUR FATHER AND I ARE VERY PISSED AT YOU!

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Why I Hate My Mom-3 by dcomposed 11-25-03

Hey, you got some mail. Damn it, why do people insist on sending me stuff? STUPID MAIL! It's better than a female! NO IT'S FUCKING NOT! I already know you're gay, just admit it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It might be pretty cool if everyone posted a comic about why they hate their parents....

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Why I Hate My Parents by boinky33 12-12-03

You never listen!

My little contribution...

Why I Hate My Parents by Matchbook_Romance 12-13-03

Here's my report card Mom. Ok. Straight B's... Well...? Am I supposed to be impressed?

Why I Hate My Parents (2) by Matchbook_Romance 12-13-03

Dad, I just got my license today! That's good son. Can I use the car tonight? Sure. Can I get the keys? Nope.

Why I Hate My Parents (3) by Matchbook_Romance 12-13-03

Mom, how long do I have to be grounded? 2 weeks! 2 weeks?! That's so long! Yes but you deserve it. What did I do? I don't know.

My parents at dinner 2 by marie517 12-15-03

Another thing at dinner Hey did Mrs.Kocan used to teach at heritage? I DONT KNOW!!!! Spaz.. YOu dont have to have an additude about it.. (sighs) WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO FIGHT AT DINNER I JUST WANT TO HAVE A NICE TIME WITH THE FAMILY!!!! once everyone shuts up Isnt it nice having everyone home for dinner... no....

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spazing parents by marie517 12-15-03

When my mom comes home from work. Mom can i go to the movies? ............................ spaz............. ok..well can i.. DO U THINK U CAN WAIT UNTIL I GET IN THE DOOR BEFORE U ASK ME A QUESTION IVE HAD A LONG DAY AT WORK!!!!!!! I think that was a mood swing... ok... Sure u can!!

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Parents Spazzing 2 by thisstinks17 12-30-03

Dumb... Well Mom,I think it looks good Im gonna go now.. Marie! GET BACK HERE CAN'T YOU STAY HERE FOR A SECOND AND SEE WHAT A PRETTY TREE THIS IS!! Dumb... Ok...It's great..now im gonna go on the computer.. I give up..why do you always like to harass me and give me a hard time! I bend over backward to make this house look nice and this is what i get NO RESPECT!! Shit like this always happens in my house..but then later my mom gives in and ungrounds me! haha another point for me..yea that was gay sorry What the hell! I just said it looked great! What else do you want be to do..praise the tree? THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUR GROUNDED!! AND NO TV,RADIO,OR COMPUTER FOR A WEEK!!!

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

Parents spazzing at nothing.. by thisstinks17 12-26-03

The Backseat coming home from somewhere.. Hold on.. Hey Marie give me back my Cd.. Brief fight..nothing serious.. ok ok... Hurry UP!! Spaz.. KID STOP FIGHTING YOUR GONNA MAKE YOUR FATHER CRASH!!!! GOD DAMMIT KNOCK IT OFF EH?

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

robbs mom sucks, robs mom is sweet by xxausrottenxx 12-05-03

hey mom im ho........no no no mom you cant do this! im finding my inner self, my therapist suggested it but mom.......you arent supposed to be a hippie again, thats how i was born! ....shit..... see! no go to the bathroom and clean yourself up

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thisstinks/marie or whatever, how old are you?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

why?

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

Because MikeyG wants to know if you're legal yet.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

13

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

.... MikeyG swore you were 18!

*calls cops*

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

:O

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

I was going to taylor my insults according to your age. Instead, I'll post my own family drama comic.

Happy Times in Mikeytown by MikeyG 1-05-04

Michael, how are you feeling?I know things with you and your girlfriend haven't been great lately. Thanks, but dealing with the problem myself, I've found, is the best way to handle things. Hey, that's great.Listen, I'm getting a lot of flak from your stepmother about the condition of your room... What?I pay my rent, right? I don't shit on the floor, right?There's no food or socks on the floor.I'm just disorganized. That's not good enough, Michael. Holy shit.I'm 26, you fat monkey in a man-suit.I don't eat your food, and I barely use your electricity.Stand up to your wife or I'll piss on the furniture.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.