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Have you ever been a parent? I mean, I know you think your parents are real twats, and maybe they are, but I don't think you can judge them until you've been in their shoes.
Don't get me wrong, I fight with my parents every day of my life, but I try to see things from their perspective. I mean, it can't be all easy feeding and clothing children, working every day of your life just to get nowhere and then have someone unappriciative of you.
This is true, chicka. Just remember, though, that your child is a blank canvas and every action you take, word you utter, or thing you do is a brushstroke on that canvas. Words to live by, seriously.
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.