Let me start by giving you an example of what I'm looking for:

Ice Station H-Bomb by kaufman 8-06-01

The economy's been in a funk too long. What business needs is a good military undertaking. Have we got just the thing for you! We propose to get those wheels turning again by nuking Antarctica till it glows. Satellite photos show that penguins are massing on the shore for a northward invasion. They've already claimed a beachead in the Galapagos! Heute Neuseeland, morgen die Welt! But what about all the radiation? Won't it be dangerous? Don't you worry, little girl. It will all escape harmlessly through the ozone hole into space.

The rules of this contest are simple. Choose a point of view that is at best unpopular, at worst ludicrous, and use the stripcreator medium to persuade readers to that position. There is no requirement that you believe in the position you are presenting. Matter of fact, we probably hope you don't.

Judging will be roughly on the basis of (A * B) + C, where A represents how unpopular, indefensible and ridiculous the position taken in your strip is, B represents how persuasive the presented arguments are, and C is a function of the creative and appropriate use of the characters and props to present your "argument".

Multiple entries are welcome, but too many lame entries may dull the judge's opinion of your clever one.

Entries will close precisely 72 hours after this message's timestamp.

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CC51: A Modest Proposal II, By Prezidunt Dubya by descolada99 8-06-01

My name's Dubya and I'm your President. I'm here today to pitch to you my idea to solve world hunger. Ya see, I was munching down a burrito from Taco Bell when I realized that because Taco Bell is so cheap, it could solve world hunger. By building these everywhere in the world, poor people could have jobs and cheap food to eat. But since we can't have poor people running around everywhere with jobs... ...let''s fix world hunger through mass sterilization of the poor and the destruction of Taco Bell! Yeee-hawww!

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

CC 51: At least they're not Scientologists by boorite 8-06-01

Mr. President, my organization would like to apply for funding under your "faith-based initiatives" so that we can provide outreach to young boys. Sounds jim-dandy! Tell me more! We teach boys valuable skills and we keep them off the street. We give them unconditional love and a can-do attitude. We'll throw some Jesus in there if it gets us the Federal bucks. Say no more, you silver-tongued rascal! Please accept this here big-ass sack of money. Uncle Dick, what does "NAMBLA" stand for? Oh shit! Did I forget to purge my Netscape history again?

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What others say about boorite!

This will be fun! Now... which indefensable point of view should I take...?

This will be fun! Now... which indefensable point of view should I take...?

blah... i apologise in advance

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Keep the Love Alive - in a box by Spankling 8-06-01

Next on Opra Joining us today is Maura, a woman who has discovered the one fool-proof way to keep your man. Maura, what is your secret girlfriend? Restraints Opra. Leather, chains, iron... whatever it takes. And does it really work? Absolutely. I not only have my own husband locked to the floor of my bedroom, but I have several other men I fancy secured all over my home! Don't they complain? They used to, but regular beatings made them realize I only wanted to hear them sing my praise. Now when I get home I am worshipped, not ignored.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The bar-none lamest entry in CC 51 to date by Drexle 8-06-01

You know, gender-based double standards are just fundamentally wrong, so I think I'm going to pioneer a movement based on equality of the sexes! I'm glad you feel that way. So what do you have in mind? Well, since it's socially acceptable for women to bash men, I figure you girls must be in the right, so if we're going to be equal, let's all follow women's lead! From now on, I'll vow to be a crabby bitch, who isn't satisifed with a nice girl, but who clings to abusive girls all my life... I'll lead girls on with false innuendo, then leave them hanging.. I'll judge the value of a woman by the size of her wallet, and not her breast... I'll be tempermental and expect her to read my mind when I'm ma... hey, what are you doing? Put down that grenade!!!

Spankling... I don't see what's socially unacceptable about that comic.

By the way, mine sucks all ass, I'm going to make a new one. Just because it's a fun contest doens't guarantee I'll be funny. :/

I did these last night, coincidentally enough they fit the flavor (if not the rules) of the contest.

I only wish I had thought of this one on my own by Drexle 8-05-01

How do you fit forty dead babies in a trunk? A blender! Now I wonder how you get them out again? Nachos.

And this....

An Appology Most Sincere by Drexle 8-05-01

We here at www.stripcreator.com would like to appologize for Drexle's last comic... At www.stripcreator.com, we do not in any way condone infanticide or cannibalism of said infants. However, if that sort of thing tickles your funny bone, or you're looking for a recipe, then then check out our sister website at... Dear god, put the gun down!!!

Hey Brad, why is it that if I try to post two different comics in a single message, it only posts the first one twice?

I was going to write it as if men were restraining women - then it would have been antisocial. But I rather enjoyed the other way more. I'm still trying to come up with something that is antisocial but doesn't give me wood.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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I was going to write it as if men were restraining women - then it would have been antisocial. But I rather enjoyed the other way more.

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A Good Manager Helps Guide Employee Development by Spankling 8-06-01

OFFICE GIRL REMEMBER CREAM IN TOBOR'S COFFEE NEXT TIME? Yes *whimper* yes sir. *sob* May I go stop the bleeding now? BEFORE YOU DO, GO FILE JOHNSON REPORT! Yes sir. *moan* Thank you sir. Wow, boss. Don't you think you were a bit hard on the summer intern? She's just a kid! Did you need to cornhole her in front of everyone? SHE MADE MISTAKE! YOU THINK SHE MAKE MISTAKE AGAIN?!? I DO THIS FOR HER!

I know bosses being jerks is not antisocial, but I'll bet cornholing young girls in public qualifies.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It Aint Doing Anyone Any Good Up There by Spankling 8-06-01

But Dick, I'm already takin' flack fer not signin k-o-toe. How kin I tell 'merica I wanna drill Alaska? First of all, fuck America. America didn't get you elected, oil money got you elected. Second, these people are morons. Just read the script. I figured out how to drill in Alaska and not upset the natural beauty. We're shippin the beauty to all you taxpayers. It's your beauty._You_deserve_it! It's a box of pollar bear meat. What did you get. 7 acres of frozen tundra. Do we have extra freezer space?

I did it! I made one without a sexual theme! But I gotta stop typing with my face.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Fightin' for the Lie by NastyPope 8-06-01

The following is a service announce ment of the U.S. Armed Services Do you have a mentally or physically disabled member of the family or know someone who does? Timmay!!! If so then you have the opportunity to alleviate your financial debt and give your handicapable loved one the chance to serve their country in the upcoming war with China Our victory over the Reds is assured with your dependents in the front lines so register today. *minorities & economically challenged also encouraged.* Livin' a Lie Timmay!!!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

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Comic Contest 51 - The distilled essence of all propaganda by evil_d 8-06-01

As part of America's continuing effort to keep the world safe for democracy, President W declares war on the sun! Folks, I'm tellin' ya, war with the sun is just plain good for the economy. We've already made some trillion-dollar spaceship-building contracts. And our victory will mean lots of new jobs at your local power company! Regular citizens support the war 100%! When a drought wipes out your crops, whose fault is it? That's right, it's the sun's fault. How about all the elderly who die of heat stroke? Or all the victims of skin cancer? The nation's best and brightest fight bravely on the front line! Having a giant ball of flaming gas a mere 8 light minutes from Earth just ain't safe. It's our duty to blow it up, before it goes supernova and kills us all! Some say we're fighting an impossible battle, but with good ol' Yankee determination on our side, we can win anything!

Man, three panels is just not enough space for everything I have to say on this subject. I wonder if I could get a multi-part entry out of it.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC51 - The fourth way by andydougan 8-06-01

Tony Blair, Prime Minister, and David Blunkett, Home Secretary Crime is on the increase. I guess we'll just have to impose Draconian laws and curtail the right to trial by jury. No, no, no. We tried that last time and it didn't work. We should do the very opposite, in fact: legalise everything. What, everything? Murder, rape, genocide, drawing benefit when you've actually got a job...? The lot. Think about it: it'll be physically impossible to commit a crime, we'll be hailed as an example to the rest of the world and, as a bonus, the lefties can't accuse us of being totalitarian! Hey, yeah! And if a member of the government comes up with a stupid idea, you can burn them at the stake! Exactly! Oh...wait a minute, maybe I haven't thought this through...

It's kaufman's fault that I made a comic this tasteless...

CC51 - Moral relativity by wirthling 8-06-01

Pssst! How'd you like to buy some jew? You mean jewelry? No, I mean jew. This bag contains 100% pure incinerated jew ashes recovered from Auschwitz in 1945. I'm selling it for $100 an ounce. Are you out of your mind?! That's disgusting, depraved, and just plain evil! You should be ashamed of yourself! Jew cremains are a proven aphrodisiac. Oh. How much for the whole bag?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

What if Al Gore won Florida by crabby 8-06-01

Sorry Bush but it looks like the better man took Florida. What happened I dozed off for a second there? Ha Ha Ha!!! My fellow Americans now that it doesn't matter what I say since I'm president I hate Lieberman he's a dirty jew Clinton jizzed on my blue dress not Monica's and I love tweaking my nipples. Al Gore baby you said you wouldn't tell them about our time in Paris. My country tis of thee. Sweet land of liberty for thee I see....

It doesn't matter how bad this is anyway cause no ones got a chance after that comic wirthling put up.

Good one, you donkey smoking hippy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Okay, actually going to try a second entry, although it'll be DAMN tough to beat wirthling's comic.

CC51: Ladies & Gentlemen, Start Your Campaigns! by descolada99 8-06-01

Helmut speaks to his campaign supporters. In my bid for President, I know many of you are not receptive to my Cornhole The Nation 2004 campaign slogan. Now while controversial, I think once my pick for VP has been heard, you'll all see the genius in my plan. I think through agressive repayment of the debt and a morally conscious domestic policy plan... *crickets chirping* ummmm...... RARRR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE AMERICA!!! **applause.. standing ovation**! TO-BOR! TO-BOR! TO-BOR!

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

I kinda lost sight of the B part of the (A * B) + C formula. I'm holding out hope that I scored high enough on the A part to compensate.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

oh contrar my little dung beetle! Your persuasive argument was short, but to the point.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet