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fallingdove
Stripcreator Newbie

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Feedback is welcome

Quiet And Be Still by fallingdove
12-25-03
I finally registered onto Stripcreator after being a long time guest.
Did you know that you registered on Christmas day? Mere coincidence?
Yeah... mere coincidence. That's it.
What? You thought it would be funny or something registering on Christmas day?
Say one more thing and I shoot.

High Class by fallingdove
12-25-03
Say sweetie, I'm hungry. Do you want to get something to eat?
Sure.
How about some McDonald's?
Hmmm... how about we go somewhere fancy? It is a Saturday night, and I do get tired of McDonald's.
How about some Jack In The Box?
Sounds like a plan.

Hero by fallingdove
12-25-03
Yeah, I'm here to tell you that the airplane was highjacked by terrorists and me and a few other people stopped them.
Oh my God! Are you ok?!
I'm fine, but the plane is going to crash and we're all going to die. I have little time, but I have one more thing to say before I die.
*Sob* Nooo... I love you! I love you!
They didn't serve me my complimentary peanuts.

Supply And Demand by fallingdove
12-26-03
Did you get your girl what she wanted for Chrstmas?
Yeah, I got her what she wanted and a little bit more.
Like what?
After I got the shoes she wanted, I bought her a leather belt, lingerie, and a gift certificate to her favorite coffee shop.
Damn. How did you afford all of that?
Remember the jar of spare change I keep under my bed? That's where I hide my Mom's credit card.

Unexpecting by fallingdove
12-26-03
Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?
Err...
Well...?
Well, tell me?
I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

[Click to view comic: 'Underneath It All']

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Long time guest, first time user, FULL time stripper.

12-26-03 3:00pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

Member Rated:

Another funny newbie...Yay!

Welcome to SC.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

12-26-03 5:08pm (new)
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Matchbook_Romance
Going. Coming.

Member Rated:

I must agree with niteowl. Highly entertaining for newb. =D

12-26-03 6:30pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

Pretty funny! I liked Underneath It All the best! Keep 'em up!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

12-27-03 9:02am (new)
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fallingdove
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

Thanks for the feedback, here's more

Sort Of by fallingdove
12-26-03
I've got a joke for you!
Sweetie, are you ok?
Oh shush, listen to my joke. What do socks eat?
I don't know.
They eat feetza! Get it?!
I have a million reasons why I love you. This, is not one of them.

Rendezvous by fallingdove
12-26-03
Psst... over here!
Huh?
Hey dude, can you score me some beer at that liquor store?
Errr...
Can you?
Why don't you do it yourself? You look 21.

Wholesome by fallingdove
12-27-03
Hmmm...
Enlarge your penis today!
It doesn't work...
Up to a 3 inch enlargment!
Damn you and your lies! I only grew an inch! An inch!

Shortline by fallingdove
12-27-03
Hmmm, how about we go somewhere to do it... ya know...
I guess the bedroom doesn't cut it anymore huh?
No, it's not that. We should try some place new. You know, spice things up a little?
Sure.
Your basement is a great place to play Monopoly.
I get the thimble.

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Long time guest, first time user, FULL time stripper.

12-27-03 2:20pm (new)
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agilemonkey
Junior Comic Technician

Member Rated:

Monkey likes:) you are going in mah faves

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Fuck this, tarte or no tarte i am wiggling with the best of them forever

12-27-03 6:50pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

Member Rated:

Good stuff.

12-27-03 6:53pm (new)
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Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

Member Rated:

A good newbie. Wow. I didn't think they existed anymore. Welcome!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

12-27-03 7:00pm (new)
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fallingdove
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

Thanks for the kind words, here are 2 more

Switcheroo by fallingdove
12-28-03
Hey, are you ready to go?
Err... who are you?
It's me, your girlfriend?
Imposter! My girlfriend doesn't wear those kind of clothes.
Yes, I do. I just took off my hoodie.
Upon inspection, I have concluded that you are indeed my girlfriend. And did I mention that I really, really, really, love you?

Loveless by fallingdove
12-28-03
Hehehe... mmm...
Mmm... yeah...
Hehehe... take off your pants...
Ohhh sweetie... I love you...
Hey, why did you turn on the light?
Could you not say "I love you" when we're about to have sex? It really turns me off.

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Long time guest, first time user, FULL time stripper.

12-28-03 5:43pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

Loveless is fucking funny. I'm so happy there's a funny newbie. You at least get that there is supposed to be a punchline. Maybe all n00bs should take a lesson from you. Reading a lot of people's comics and observing for a while before making some is definitely the smart way to go.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

12-29-03 9:19am (new)
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fallingdove
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

New Year, new comics

Defender by fallingdove
1-05-04
Violence is not the answer man.
You don't say...?
Yes man, if there were no guns on this planet, everything thing would be alright.
Oh, is that so?
Would you mind running that by me again? Huh? Huh?

Saint by fallingdove
1-05-04
A little boy walks into an ice cream parlor and is seated by a disgruntled waitress.The waitress gives the boy his menu and the boy asks: "How much is two scoops of ice cream?"
Okay...
"It's two dollars" she said rudely. The little boy puts his hands in his pockets and says "I'll take one scoop of ice cream" Then the waitress takes the menu. She leaves and comes back with his scoop.
Okay...
When the waitress came back to give the boy his bill, he found the boy gone and two dollars on the table. One dollar was for the one scoop and the other was for her tip. Isn't that a cute story?
Yeah, I guess. But one question comes to mind, what flavor ice cream did the boy have?

Home Video by fallingdove
1-06-04
My sweetie is on a trip with her family. What am I to do?
Oh, I can watch the naughty videos we made over and over again.
Then again, we didn't make any naughty videos to begin with.

Monopolize by fallingdove
1-06-04
A very challenging game of Monopoly.
A las, I lost.
That's odd, I didn't know I could lose to myself.

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Long time guest, first time user, FULL time stripper.

1-06-04 9:18pm (new)
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thochaos
The Host of Chaos

Member Rated:

"Underneath It All" and "Rendezvous" were both good =)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

1-07-04 2:04am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

Teh funney.

Also: Funny you are! Speak with poor grammar I do! Mm.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

1-07-04 4:02am (new)
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Matchbook_Romance
Going. Coming.

Member Rated:

Kicking more ass, and nice profile pic! =D

1-07-04 1:03pm (new)
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smamurai
Too orangey for crows

Member Rated:

I liked saint. btw I really do need an answer on that ice-cream question, was it chocolate?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

1-08-04 5:20am (new)
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fallingdove
Stripcreator Newbie

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I hope my absense hasn't angered anyone. Two things before I post my new comics-

1) No smamurai, it wasn't chocolate, it was pralines and cream.

2)Matchbook Romance is a kick ass band.

Correction by fallingdove
1-24-04
Hey, what just happened here?
A crash between two cars. A fine mess they put out here.
Ouch, are the people alright?
No, one person in each car. Both of them dead.
Did you take their wallets before you wheeled them off?
Pssh... I'm a cop, not an ambulance driver.

Take Off Your Preppy Clothes by fallingdove
2-10-04
Hey man, what are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing? I'm rockin' out man!
Well, what are you "rockin' out" too?
Some hardcore Good Charlotte baby!
I'll give you five seconds to turn your back and run.
HOLLLD ONNN IF YOU FEEL LIKE LETTING GO!

Virgin 2.0 by fallingdove
2-11-04
Let's take this to my bed okay?
*Love Scene*
Sweetie, you're the only guy I've been with that does that. I love it!
Am I the only guy that cries after sex?

Again, comments and ratings are welcome.

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Long time guest, first time user, FULL time stripper.

2-11-04 12:26pm (new)
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nicejohnson
Stripcreator Regular

Member Rated:

Dear god....I feel belittled at the greatness of your comics.

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You know you totally missed me!

2-11-04 12:36pm (new)
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CowTipper
Impressionable Adolescent

Member Rated:

Hmm.. I probably should have done that before making my comics... maybe I'll take a break for a bit.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

2-11-04 2:32pm (new)
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OMG_DaGmAr_6481987
Stripcreator Regular

Member Rated:

Your comics are great. If I got that much attention when I was first starting out, I'd have a huge head by now. lol

2-11-04 7:28pm (new)
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Matchbook_Romance
Going. Coming.

Member Rated:

Virgin 2.0 is hi-fucking-larious! Welcome back, and don't ever leave again! =D

2-12-04 11:54am (new)
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Beaz
Freek-A-Leek

Member Rated:

Jesus. With a new person like this around, I should just give up. Damn you and your creativity!

2-12-04 1:14pm (new)
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fallingdove
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

I leave for one second, and my thead gets moved to the fourth page ;) I believe this is my comic with a typo on it as well. Enjoy.

Who You Gonna Call? by fallingdove
3-31-04
Alright bitch, the brawl is going down right here, tommorrow at 3:00. Oh man, I'm going to fucking kill you. Bring whoever you want, cause they'll be fucking kill them too.
Who to call...?
... so that's the story. Are you going to help me or what?
Sure. I'll be there.
I'm glad you made it.
So where's the punk that's messing with my sweetie?

I'll be on more now, but I mean it this time.

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3-31-04 9:33pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

Member Rated:

I read "Underneath It All" before the backgrounds downloaded, and was confused. Then the backgrounds appeared, and I realized that the characters were standing inside what appeared to be a store of some kind!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

3-31-04 10:53pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

Welcome back, fallingdove. The newest one is fucking hysterical. Once again, I PLEAD with you to show these other newbies how it's done.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-01-04 7:09am (new)
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fallingdove
Stripcreator Newbie

Member Rated:

Told you I would make more comics.

1)Could I possibly get more opinions/votes?

2):D

A Fine Substitute by fallingdove
4-01-04
I think we need a new hobby.
Yeah, Monopoly is boring now.
How about we play Russian Roulette with my gun?
Sweetie, your gun is just a water pistol. It's not as exciting as having real gun.
Fine. I'll fill it up with extra hot water.
Whoah, do you want us killed or something?

Back In Twenty by fallingdove
4-04-04
Hey, what are you doing in there?
Err... I... you know... I'm doing it?
Well can't I come in? Maybe I can help you? Hehehe...
No, no... I'm okay here. We'll go out after.
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!"
Well, can you save some for me later sweetie? Hehe!
Gotcha.

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Long time guest, first time user, FULL time stripper.

4-05-04 2:15am (new)
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