Am I any good when not focusing on I.T.?

Must... find... outhouse..... by Beaz 1-07-04

!!! Oh God Oh God! *agh* *guuuurgle* AHHH! THERE! Great for emergencies *Eeerp* *Splurt* Ungh. Good lord. I can probably fly again after this one...

Comedy Gold by Beaz 1-07-04

Hey! You're that guy who does the whole nail in the head bit! Yes. Yes I am. Mr. Cumminsworth to you. Say, you really are incredible! I see you in like... 1 out of every 10 comics submitted on SC! Can I get your autograph? I suppose. I have a few pre-autographed pieces of paper here. Pardon the blood from my "bit." Gee thanks, you're swell. I haven't seen comedy gold like you since Gallagher!

What's out there? by Beaz 1-07-04

Most toons accept the world as it is. But some wonder what's beyond the last comic cell... They must be exterminated. Jesus Mary! BEHIND YOU! HELLOOOO? IS ANYONE OUT HERE?

Praise me or piss on my work. Just be honest... and rate me :) Thanks

hhm...nails in the head...so thats why gallagher isnt around anymore

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Actually, the G man is still alive and well. He has stopped making redundant comedy specials for HBO, but his standup is still around and making me laugh. For those who think they know what his show is like, it's about 95% standup, and 5% hitting things with a hammer. He's actually quite funny, and seems to stay on top of the events of today.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"What's Out There?" was a little like the far side in a way! Very disturbing and intelligent. :)

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.