Harry Potter and the Infield Fly Rule by kaufman 1-08-04

You wanted to see me, Professor? Yes, Harry. The Ministry of Magic is putting together an all-star baseball team. We'd like you to be our shortstop. Sure, I think I can do that. Who else is on the team? We've got Malfoy on first, Weasley on second, and You-Know-Who on third. No I don't. Who's on third? *You Know Who*!

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lol. Ron/Ginny het pairing request.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I've already told the good man what I think of this one via PM. Damn awesome.
Oh, and brilliant use of crabby as Potter.
Crab pot...heh.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

I can't claim credit for Crabby as Potter. It's been around almost as long as the crabby character. Search comics for "Potter" and you might find the first use.

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Ach. I saw that one coming.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"