This is going somewhere trust me, i'm just not sure where yet!

Suzi's Story #1 by shark_energy 1-16-04

Suzi's mum had a life shattering confession What is it? Am I not your daughter? No not that Dad's still alive? Well... Well What? Let's just say...I used to have a LOT more balls

Suzi's Story #2 by Shark_Energy 1-16-04

Suzi's world had been turned upside down So what should I call you now? Mum or Dad? Well I have given this a lot of thought Hey I'll take a guess...Mum and Dad... So thats Mad or Dum is it? I prefer Mumdad

Suzi's Story #3 by Shark_Energy 1-16-04

So why have you told me this now then? And where is my real mum? Perhaps going into the shed will provide your answers... Inside the shed What does he...she...expect me to find here? I can't see anything!

Two? Or a lot?

I'm confused.

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Suzi's Story #4 by shark_energy 2-02-04

Inside the Flaxton household... Well isn't this such a lovely reunion! I've missed you Fiona... I was a vicious beast, but I will make it up to you. Is there anything I can get you? BRAINNNNNS Be a good girl and go get some brains for mummy

Suzi's Story #5 by shark_energy 2-03-04

Suzi had been shopping... Hey MumDad, MumDad! I got some pigs brains from the Butchers, will they do? That's great Hun! I think your mum will love them. She is in the lounge pop them in to her... BRAINNNNNNNS Here you go...mum. Hope you like them... Whaaaaaa! Hey Kid! Its daddy! Don't be alarmed, I thought it was time to lose the wig...oh and the boobies. I never really lost the old todger so that wasn't a problem..*Hrmph* well anyway!

Yeccccch. Blecch. Yuck.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

wait, so this takes place after chicka's pregnancy?

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Suzi's Story #6 - Journey's End by Shark_Energy 2-04-04

Suzi got home from school MUM? DAD? WAH! It had to be done.