Post 'em here, if you got them. They don't have to be recent or about any particular political system. Two I made today:

Politics is to Democracy as Black is to White by Trippingbillee 1-27-04

Ok, so let me get this straight. We DON'T want the good, liberal candidate to be nominated because he'll never beat Bush. Right. We need a more conservative, middle-of-the-road guy. So, we don't want someone, with, say, an actual liberal idealogy. Right. We need someone to appeal to the fence-sitters, swing voters, and democrats in the South who approve of Bush. So we need to nominate... a conservative. To beat another conservative. We're thinking about asking G.W. Bush to run on the Democrats' ticket as well as the Republicans'. We think he has the best chance of beating himself.

America's Intellectual Youth: Join Today! by Trippingbillee 1-28-04

Kerry won New Hampshire. I saw. G.W. is getting re-elected. Let's not jump to conclusions. You never know what this little country has in store. Yes, you do. Big, fat, smelly hypocrisy and a tendency towards agression.

One from awhile ago:

Patriotism. by Trippingbillee 2-05-03

Oh my God! I've been drafted! I have to fly to Iraq the day after tomorrow. Think about it this way. We're doing something important over there. But if its so important, how come there is little foreign support, even after Powell's presentation to the UN? Because we have big american penises! Look how big they are! Oooooh! So big! I have to tape mine to my leg when I play basketball!

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Sex Piano.

I realized my first one can be interpreted in two ways.

1. Pointing out the silliness and uselessness of trying to run a conservative on a liberal ticket, even if it means better election chances.

2. The prediction that G.W. Bush will eventually be the best thing that ever happened to the Democratic Party by eventually destroying himself through his own incompetence.

Whichever is funnier. And yeah, I didn't post this in FGH because I didn't intend for it to be a debate-- just a chance to read other people's comics about politics, government, and frustration with the whole thing.

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Sex Piano.

Evolution of Democracy by Trippingbillee 1-28-04

Greece Circa Something B.C. We shall represent the masses, for they are too weak to think for themselves. However, we must be cautious and aim for the ultimate Good. France Circa 18th Century We must re-kindle the light of democracy. Secular, humanistic, and rational. Wine and Cheese! However, we must be cautious and avoid placing too much power in the wrong place. Oui-Oui! America 2004 We shall represent the masses, for they are too weak to think for themselves. However, we must be cautious and aim for ultimate profits.

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Sex Piano.

What do you get when you cross a dark horse with a greyhound by kaufman 1-30-04

You've heard plenty of reasons to vote for Howard Dean, but now I will give you the most important one. If he's not elected president, he will instead become a bus driver in YOUR home town. We're going to Gateway Apartments. And Central Square Mall. Then we'll go to Food Town and Fillmore Library. YEAAAAARGGGGH!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Squirrel and Cowboy Say "Rock The Vote 2002, ya suckas!" by UnknownEric 10-23-02

Hey, Stinky. Are you a Democrat? Republican? Libertarian? Socialist? None of the above. I consider myself a Cynicrat. A Cynicrat? What the fark is that? I believe that people are too inherently greedy and stupid to ever come up with a system of government that doesn't screw somebody along the way. Wow. Who's your presidential candidate? Suicidal Depressing Man? We wanted Noam Chomsky, but even he thought we were too dark.

Squirrel and Cowboy Discuss Political Parties (BYOB) by UnknownEric 10-28-02

I thought I should warn you, Stinky... I'm starting my own political party to go against your beloved Cynicrats. Are you then? Yep. The Apathetic Anarchists Party. *sigh* Explain to me your platform. Well, our slogan is "It'd be cool and all if there were no government... but we really don't care." Well, you probably got the youth vote sown up.

Self-Indulgent Comics Vol. 5: How Politics Really Work by UnknownEric 10-31-02

You fool! I will destroy you come Election Day! Never! We shall fight for the common man! *psst* Think they're buying it? Of course! We've given them no reason to think we're in any sort of cahoots. Wanna go take a piss on the Libertarian and Green mascots? They have mascots?

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I has a flavor!