*giggle*

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

"Now remember son, these mormons can be wily little tricksters. The patterned clothes they have donned allow them to perfectly blend in with their surroundings. Provided those surroundings are a 70s mod living room."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The critically acclaimed follow-up to "Alice Williams Sings with Satan".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

This fly new album of hip-hop covers kicks off with the Niggas With Attitudes anthem, "Nobody Move, Nobody Get Burnt", and just gets iller from there.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

quote:

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The critically acclaimed follow-up to "Alice Williams Sings with Satan".

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I think they're wearing the patterns from the cover of Sugar's "File Under Easy Listening."

Alice Williams Sings With Gusto, You Bet!

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I has a flavor!

Dude, where's my curtains?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

They remind me of the brady bunch!

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

That's it... let the hate flow through you... join the dark side...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

- Alice Williams says, "Don't just buy records; buy BS Records."

- After three days standing on that rock, Alice Williams and her dad came to the dire realization that they would have to devour mom to survive; human beings can't eat polyester.

- Still believing that she would be presented with the Salisbury Award of Excellence, Lunchlady Edna had no clue that Bob Barker and Petula Clark had only brought her to Skull Rock to perform a Satanic ritual.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Ha Ha!! I'm convinced.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Alice... I'm your father..."
"Nooooo- Well, okay. I guess I do have your eyes. Except without the glowing."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm glad they finally decided on the name for that album which is nothing but 28 tracks of songs about incest.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

27 tracks. One of them is about pedophilia.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

All that's missing is some gingham.

The original title was supposed to be 'Alice Williams Sings With Her Family' until Momma Williams swallowed little Bobby whole.

No one realized for many years that Alice was actually the one on the farthest left...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Instructions:

1. Put your face very close to the picture and concentrate.
2. Slowly move the picture away from your face. Keep concentrating!
3. Relax your eyes and wait for the giant demon penis to appear.

HINT: You may also see a faint image of the ghost of Hitler.