(Yes, that is a whale carcass being hauled off in the background. During transit, the gases of decomposition caused it to burst.)

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

But the waiter assured me that it was only waifer-thin!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Japanese tentacle porn gone wrong.

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I has a flavor!

"Quick! Get the Moby Viagra!"

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Japanese find cheaper way to ship scooters overseas.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Yum. Decomposed Whale blow-out.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Hey, fuck you buddy."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I gagged the first time i saw that junk! Thats gross having a dryied , sticky, junk smelling whale skimming over the streets.

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

WORST... NEW YEAR'S PARADE... EVAR!!!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

But it's still better than my brother-in-law's lime green vega.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Demands for rare sushi are getting stranger and harder to accomodate.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Riding scooter in fetid whale guts voids warranty."

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What others say about boorite!

When Scooter Tentacle Hantai Videos Fail Miserabley.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Anthropologists discover that Jonah owned a Vespa.

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i want to piss on you

Mr Han Osukao was sacked from Super-Big-Fun Entertainment Corporation today upon discovery that while he had filled the Greatest Pinata in the World (TM) with incredible prizes, he had failed to remove the whale's original stuffing.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Whoops - UnknownEric beat me to it.

Always read the previous posts in a thread, kids...

Also:

"Congratulations, Mrs. Dick, it's a scooter!"

"Junichi regretted not reading the fine print on his contract from Crazy Ahab's Used Scooters"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

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Always read the previous posts in a thread, kids...

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That's exactly what happened!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

It's never pretty when a transported whale forgets her tampax.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Free Willy's stunt double, Cheap Walter, met a unusually cruel fate this afternoon when he was broadsided by a motor scooter in downtown Tacoma. In an unrelated story, Jason James Richter, who played "Jesse" in the 1993 family classic, has signed a lucrative celebrity endorsement deal with Long John Silver's. Probably just a coincidence
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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.