A few of the members of my club of funny guys who are GUYS by nicejohnson 2-04-04

That's me right there. I'm not a guy. Time for the list of cute funny guys who are actually guys... There's: "Dcomposed and xxausrottenxx" One, two, three, four, Nicejohnson took me on the floor! Five, six, seven, eight, Nicejohnson helped to turn me straight! "Areallystupidguy and Ewwwww" Eight, seven, six, five, Nicejohnson goes for funny guys! Four, three, two, one, Nicejohnson is...er...number one?

Look, if you wanna be in the CFGWAAG club(for short, it's a mouthful, pun intended) then be witty and have um boy parts...

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You know you totally missed me!

I lost my penis in 'Nam. Looks like I'm out.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I lost my funny in the Korean War. But my wang is the only human body part visible from space.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

My wang wants in.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Mine does too, but I don't think the owner of this club is legal.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Or any of the members.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I would join, but my PO says I can't be in the same room with younger teens and snickerdoodles. =D

im honored

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xx( o Y o. )xx

I'm a cute and funny guy that takes big balls? Where, in the mouth?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

My penis is kept in a velvet-lined box somewhere in East London, except at weekends.

Can nullos join?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

My penis is kept in your mouth.

Don't lie, boinky. You've never kept your penis anywhere.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I keep it warm during the winter.

Still lying. Usually you don't keep it in my mom's ass long enough for it to get even slightly tepid.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

:O

Hey, I told you guys the rules! you have to actualy have one (not necessarily on your person) to join. Got it?

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You know you totally missed me!

Cool, I'm in.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Ok, the club is now officially callled the "Guys Who Actually are Nice Guys Society" Otherwise known as GWANGS.

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You know you totally missed me!

GWANGS! Wangs, G!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I've got one. I'm pretty sure anyway.

Oh boys, always being silly about your manhood...
*voice of mommylikenessedyish concern*

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You know you totally missed me!

I have penis envy!

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Oh boys, always being silly about your manhood...
*voice of mommylikenessedyish concern*

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well boys, after 4 days without the internet, I'm back. Any one wanna fill out an application for GWANGS?

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You know you totally missed me!

well boys, after 4 days without the internet, I'm back. Any one wanna fill out an application for GWANGS?

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You know you totally missed me!