(It's oil.)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Jethro found out from the doctor later that his fortune is NOT edible.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Hank struck oil, out of his arse."

-Exlax Test Bay #4.

-Hershey didn't understand why their new ad campaign wasn't working.

-The NAACP also believes in affirmative action for toilets.

-Why friends don't let me us their crapper.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

In an effort to save money on cleaning, the owner of Harry's Slop Shack decided to paint the toilet shit brown to mask the stains.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Why I won't go at a Texaco.

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i want to piss on you

The cover art for the new Staind album just sucks.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The new "all-natural wood" toilet didn't go over as well as American Standard hoped...

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I has a flavor!

Many toilets in Poopyworld today were attacked by the Masked Whiteshitter. Poor toiletbowl lids everywhere are suffering.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Shortly after the intelligence photos reached him, George W. Bush ordered the invasion of Restroom Stall #4, Shmev's Gas-N-Go, Highway 168, 56 miles south west of Albequerque, New Mexico

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

-- Top contender for the ratemypoo.com finals.

My dog tried to lick the toilet bowl from the outside.

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AFROMANS MOVE

boinky33 was here

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i want to piss on you

Somebody ejaculated onto part of the seat and the lid of that Turd Brown Toilet.

I hereby declare the all-chili diet a dismal failure.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Who the fuck are you?

... We had lunch at the Kentucky Fried Chicken in Breezewood, Pennsylvania. Next slide ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck are YOU?

I mean, im defined by being Cunt of the Day, but what "Defines" a Boinky33?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck are YOU?

I mean, im defined by being Cunt of the Day, but what "Defines" a Boinky33?

After heated debate, judges awarded the Worst Toilet in Scotland trophy to this toilet from Glasgow, beating the long-time champion from Edinburgh.

Nice Trainspotting reference. All it needed was an allusion to Kajun Firefly's bowel-moving habits to complete it.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

- It slowly dawned on Cheney that maybe the new ACME oil-based bidet was probably a really bad gag-gift idea for the French.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)