Since I've been feeling the sting of writer's block lately, I decided to chew on boinky for a while. I bit off a big chunk, and here it is:

Comments on MikeyG by MikeyG 2-16-04

Seems to have something against fags. (<3 dcom) Just my penis. Sometimes. incongruant Not that am I gruentconin, fucker. Hooker with a heart of gold I think people have to WANT to sleep with you to be a hooker.

Comments on MikeyG 2 by MikeyG 2-16-04

Teeth-grindingly annoying. Why, huh? Why did you say that, huh? Why? Why would you say that, huh? Huh? Why? What does that mean, huh? Huh? Why? Huh? Consistantly irritating, but sometimes funny. Kinda like herpes. I got a metaphorical bullet fo yo ass! Dammit. Why can't someone at least throw me a metaphorical vagina?

Comments on MikeyG 3 by MikeyG 2-16-04

TEH COOL- Laff tehank yehou Good comics (definitely) -niteowl I KNEW I masturbated while thinking about you for a reason! Sometimes annoying, other times crappy I'm noticing a distinct trend here.

Comments on MikeyG 4 by MikeyG 2-16-04

non-offensive and slightly entertaining Cunting well right, you fuckhole. With an ass like that, who could resist?(kitty) Everyone. Since when do zits repel people? under fucking rated! Deserves 5 stars. ...aaaaaand here's that 20 bucks I promised you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Comments on MikeyG 5 by MikeyG 2-16-04

Much like Ali G, gets "respect." (UE) ...aaaaaand here's that hummer I promised you. I rated you fairly. Bite me. (Chicka) Is that a kiss-off or an invitation? Meh? Meh.

Comments on MikeyG 6 by MikeyG 2-16-04

I give him my blessing (Beaz) If by 'blessing', you mean 'hot monkeylove', then this statement is accurate. There. You're on my favs. Happy now? -AtheistDiary If by 'favs' you mean 'cock', then this is accurate, too. Congratulations! You have *11* funny comics. Nuh-uh! Maybe five or six, give or take five or six.

Comments on MikeyG 7 by MikeyG 2-16-04

Insert positive comment here. (flickguy) I have AIDS. Oh, maybe that wasn't what you meant by positive. Mad imagery skills They're more like 'slightly miffed imagery skills'. Should have at least 4 stars (mmyers) I do, mmyers. In our hearts, we both do.

Comments on MikeyG 8 by MikeyG 2-16-04

Writes Comics Like Stan Lee, Whines like Bruce Lee Thanks, mom. How did you get a donor account? A One-Man Tornado Of Passion-Fueled Indiscretions I'm so goddamn sick and tired of being the only one who likes to duct-tape scorpions to my gonads and tie my nipples behind my back while welding my pee-hole shut. Well, I'm glad we at leash went rover this, alpo I've still got a bone to pick with some of you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Big groan on the last strip, final cell.

Oh, and fuckin' hilarious.

You still have my hot monkeylove.

Er...

Blessing.

I am honored.

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Big groan on the last strip, final cell.

Oh, and fuckin' hilarious.

You still have my hot monkeylove.

Er...

Blessing.

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I figured it was Kaufman. Doesn't mean it wasn't a groaner ;)

It was TOTALLY a groaner. I groaned and I made it. I groaned WHILE I was making it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Anyone else get turned on my that? I'm at half-mast myself.

Pretty super.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

What was I wearing? Hopefully it was a hot pink pushup bra, because I'm kinda flat chested.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Funniest line to come out of MikeyG, ever. I *almost* considered changing my rating of you for this. However, I will change my comment, just to piss you off now that you've documented it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That's why there's an edit feature now.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Damn! I COULD change the comic, but now it will be immortalized. Chicka wanted me to bite her. You all saw it!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Comments by Chicka 1-8

Start here, work your way through.

More to come...

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Mediocrity at its most average.

In response to you changing your comment on my page, I've changed yours.

Hey! This is about ME, dammit! Just kidding. Beaz, why were you only at HALF mast? I'm disappointed.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Now it's about you again.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Awww, thanks, Chicka. Only you can build someone up and then kick their feet out from under them in the same sentence. Just wait until you read my updated comments comic!

Comments on MikeyG 9 (updated) by MikeyG 2-18-04

Changed my rating to good. Funny stuff lately. I guess I should try to suck more often. Gives compliments one wants to hear. (Chicka) That's sweet. I can only hope you think the same way when I'm a fat 50-year-old propositioning you in a bar. Tomorrow. I grant you the rights of Prima Nocte (Beaz) First Night? Does that mean I get to deflower you?

Comments on MikeyG 10 (updated) by MikeyG 2-18-04

I never rated you until now you ridiculous fucker! I had to fuck you ridiculously before you'd rate me? I'm such a whore! Too bad he can't rap to save his life. -PhreakyCh That's what you think! Uh..because I don't stink! Word! If more people don't rate me, my affair with the funny is over!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Prima Nocte for the hot chicks I hook up with! You have seniority remember? Mr. Elder Clone.

BTW- Half these girls are N/A for the "de-flower" part, if ya catch my drift.

That's okay, Beaz-ebub. I'll just have to take their anal virginity. Or make love to their belly buttons. Whichever comes first.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Comments on MikeyG 11 by MikeyG 3-18-04

Suffers random caps outbreaks. I pray for him. THANK you KIndlY for yOur praYERs and coNSIDERatIoN. salt lick Does that mean I'm kinda bitter to the tongue and only horses really like me? Re:CC235: Was robbed worse than Al Gore in Florida I wasn't robbed, man. Yeah, and George W. Bush won the presidency fair and square.

Comments on MikeyG 12 by MikeyG 3-18-04

Only 3 stars? Highly underrated. (UE) It could be worse. I could be possums. Tries too hard I know. It's kinda like when you KNOW you've got to take a crap, and you sit on the bowl and you push and push and push and all you get is a teensy little hamster nugget. Makes me tingle all over (even on my wee-wee) I can only assume (and hope against hope) that this was boinky.

Comments on MikeyG 13 by MikeyG 3-18-04

'Closer' sung by Asian girls won u 5* (gk) If by '5' you mean 'at least 5 cocks in my ass daily', then I understand. Have a fourth star on me (TG) If by 'fourth star' you mean bukkake, I'm IN! Two Words....Lump, Bowtie.... Um...I can assume only that you're talking about my Thyroid gland. Why? I have absofuckinglutely no idea.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yeah, it was me.

Yay!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Comments on MikeyG 14 by MikeyG 5-17-04

M-Mikey? W-what? How in the fuck are you only 3 stars? (Ewwwww) Because everyone gave me a star for every leg I have. Troll. Oooh! Word association! Um...goblin?

Comments on MikeyG 15 by MikeyG 5-17-04

hey, im not that bad (<3 aus) No, you're rotten. Heh heh. To comedy what the custard pie is to um, comedy(sm Great, because I'd hate to be the custard pie of pies. Thinks my prolix is prose -Chi I think you're prone to profess your propensity for pronouns, too.

Comments on MikeyG 16 by MikeyG 5-17-04

your older stuff was better I happen to think I've sucked quite consistently from the get-go, buddy. Homeboy you probably eat spaghetti with a spoon-dc What's wrong with liking Spaghetti-Os? MiikiiGee II thiink thaat's mee.

Comments on MikeyG 17 by MikeyG 5-17-04

I don't have a problem with you. -- Crabby He wants me. It's all right there in the letters. MUST HAVE MORE RHYMING NEWS!!!!!!!!! -AtheistDiary Thanks my man, This Just In: Reading my comics is a sin. Psst! They still aren't going to like you. That's it. I'm putting Windows on you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.