I couldn't find the old Leave it to Tobor thread, so I'll recreate it here.

This is a semi-regular series featuring the domestic adventures of Tobor and his roommate, Gabe.

Leave It To Tobor #1 by fuzzyman 1-10-02

HEY, GABE. TOBOR NEEDS YOUR INPUT ON SOMETHING. TOBOR IS THINKING OF BECOMING A VEGAN. A vegan? That's great! It's very healthy! REALLY? HMMM. YES, TOBOR SUPPOSES THAT IT WOULD BE HARDER TO CATCH SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES. I don't understand how being a vegan could prevent STDs, Tobor. YOU WILL. Hey! Who poked a big hole in my canteloupe?

Leave It To Tobor #2 by fuzzyman 1-10-02

Hey, Tobor. Is Gabe around? NO, CRABBY. HE WENT SHOPPING OR SOMETHING. Ah, well. It wasn't important. WELL, WHILE YOU'RE HERE, YOU COULD... HELP TOBOR OUT. How many times do I have to say it? I DO NOT SUCK DICK! YES, BUT YOU NEVER SAID THAT YOU DON'T TAKE IT UP THE ASS.

Leave It To Tobor #3 by fuzzyman 1-11-02

Now the two angels came to Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gate of Sodom. When Lot saw them, he rose to meet them, and he bowed himself with his face toward the ground. The men of Sodom, both old and young, surrounded the house. And they called to Lot and said to him, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us that we may know them carnally." Lot said to them, "Please, my brethren, do not do so wickedly! See now, I have two daughters who have not known a man; please, let me bring them out to you, and you may do to them as you wish." TOBOR LOVES THE RELIGION CHANNEL!

Leave It To Tobor #4 by fuzzyman 1-19-02

"Frodo? Are you there?" "Yes, Gandalf. Quickly, bend over!" "Put it in my ass, Frodo!" Dammit, Tobor! I wanted to see Lord of the Rings. What IS this movie? LORD OF THE COCKRINGS. NOW SHUT UP, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.

Leave It To Tobor #5 by fuzzyman 1-22-02

My Autobiography: By Tobor I pressed against her... cold metal against her hot flesh. "Take me now, Tobor!" she grunted, "Put it in my butt!" I could not resist! Quickly, I extended my cornholer. TOBOR FIGURES THAT HE'D JUST SKIP TO THE GOOD PART.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Leave It To Tobor #6 by fuzzyman 1-25-02

TOBOR HAS DECIDED TO CONVERT TO ISLAM! Goodness! Why, Tobor? TOBOR WANTS TO DECLARE FATWAH ON YOUR ASS!!! Okay.

Leave It To Tobor #7 by fuzzyman 2-11-02

It was nice of you to cook dinner, Tobor. NO PROBLEM, GABE! TOBOR SHOULD DO HIS SHARE AROUND THE HOUSE! Hey, what's this...? *snicker* Penis-shaped Pasta???!!! WITH TOBOR'S SPECIAL CREAM SAUCE!

Leave It To Tobor #8 by fuzzyman 3-18-02

"Memory is much like the carrot. It grows below the surface, and is bright and colorful when it emerges." WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT, DEXX? I am not Dexx. I merely appear to be Dexx. I am Allah. "The unripe lemon may look like a lime on the surface, but the insides are quite different." REALLY. Aiiieeee!!! The paaaainnn! HMMMMMM. YOU *FEEL* LIKE DEXX INSIDE...

Leave It To Tobor #9 by fuzzyman 3-18-02

Hello, Citizen! HEY, CRABBY. I'm not Crabby! I'm Bill Gates! I simply use his character. SO YOU SAY. WELL, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE NOT CRABBY. *slurp* OKAY, YOU'RE NOT CRABBY.

Leave It To Tobor #10 by fuzzyman 5-20-02

Hey, Tobor! What have you been doing all day? WATCHING THE TUBE. CARE TO JOIN TOBOR? Sure! Anything good on? LOTS OF GOOD SHOWS ON THE CATHOLIC CHANNEL. CHECK OUT THIS ONE. "Inappropriately Touched By An Angel." IF TOBOR HAD LOINS HE'D FEEL A STIRRING IN THEM.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Leave It To Tobor #11 by fuzzyman 8-01-02

Well, Tobor, I've invested your money in the commodities market for you! THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP, KAUFMAN. WHAT COMMODITIES DID YOU INVEST IN? I bought corn futures, just like you said. WHAT? TOBOR NEVER SAID THAT! Of course you did! Didn't you say that you had an interest in "corn holdings?" NEVER INVEST WITH THE PUN-MASTER.

Leave It To Tobor #12 by fuzzyman 8-02-02

TOBOR IS CHANGING HIS WAYS, GABE! Good for you! NO MORE CORNHOLING FOR TOBOR! I'm right behind you, man! TOBOR IS GLAD YOU'RE RIGHT BEHIND HIM! Well, it's the safest place to be when you're in the room.

Leave It To Tobor #13 by fuzzyman 8-02-02

TOBOR IS STARTING A NEW PHASE OF HIS LIFE. That's great! TOBOR IS TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF! I'm proud of you, big guy! Hi! I'm Bob Newleaf. TURN OVER.

Leave It To Tobor #14 by fuzzyman 11-06-02

WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD! TOBOR IS THE CORNHOLING MASTER AROUND HERE! DON'T MESS WITH TOBOR! WHO ARE YOU? I'm Bris-Bot 3000. I offer clean, efficient robotic circumcisions at a low, low price! UHHH... EXCUSE TOBOR, PLEASE. TOBOR MUST.... GO NOW. Was it something I said?

Leave It To Tobor #15 by fuzzyman 7-16-03

WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE IS TOBOR? You died, Tobor. Welcome to the Afterlife. TOBOR IS DEAD? WOW! Right. Now extend your cornholer so I can cut it off. WHAT? NO CORNHOLING IN HEAVEN? Who said this was Heaven?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

And finally... a new entry.

Leave It To Tobor #16 by fuzzyman 2-19-04

GABE... TOBOR HAS DECIDED TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT! That's a little ambitious, but I'm glad to see that you've taken an interest in the political process. What got you so involved? CONDOLEEZZA RICE. Condoleezza Rice? YES. IN A TOBOR ADMINISTRATION SHE WILL BE TOBOR'S UNDERSECRETARY OF LOVE! Okay, but I have dibs on Ashcroft as Cornholee General.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"Bob Newleaf" cracked me up the most, but they were all worthy of the Toborâ„¢ Brand name. Bagnificent Mastard.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

FWIW, the original thread is here

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Fuzzy, that was the Filet Mignon of TOBOR comics. Me likey. Me likey a lot.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Kaufman has L337 sk1lz.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The whole series was amazing. I loved #1 and #7 the most. =D

Leave It To Tobor #17 by fuzzyman 2-20-04

You say that you want Condoleezza Rice as your Undersecretary of Love. But Why? SHE COMES WITH IMPECCABLE REFERENCES. Really? CHECK THIS OUT. TOBOR COPIED IT DOWN FROM THE STALL IN THE MEN'S ROOM AT THE I-95 REST AREA. "If you like it wet and sleazy, you can't do better than Condoleezy. Call (555) NSA-SLUT." *SWOON*

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Leave It To Tobor #18 by fuzzyman 2-23-04

So, Mr. Tobor, why do you want to be President of the United States? TOBOR WANTS TO REFORM EDUCATION. I understand that you are proposing an alternative to "No Child Left Behind?" YES! TOBOR HAS A TECHNIQUE CALLED "NO BEHIND LEFT UNCORNHOLED." Sounds fascinating! Could you give us a demonstration?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Leave It To Tobor #19 by fuzzyman 2-27-04

Mr, Tobor, have you chosen a running mate? YES, INDEED. TOBOR HAS MADE A VERY GOOD CHOICE! And who would that be? TOBOR'S BEST FRIEND, GABE BILLINGS. Never heard of him. Is this Billings fellow qualified to be your running mate? VERY QUALIFIED! WHENEVER WE ARE TOGETHER, TOBOR TRIES TO MATE, BUT GABE KEEPS RUNNING.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Leave It To Tobor #20 by fuzzyman 2-27-04

Mr. Tobor, can you tell us more about your exciting NO BEHIND LEFT UNCORNHOLED plan? YES. IF TOBOR IS ELECTED, TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE EACH AND EVERY AMERICAN DURING HIS FIRST TERM. There are hundreds of millions of Americans! That doesn't leave you a lot of time. EACH CORNHOLING WILL LAST 22.5 SECONDS. And why would this be better than re-electing Bush? WOULD YOU RATHER BE FUCKED FOR FOUR YEARS OR 22.5 SECONDS?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Leave It To Tobor #21 by fuzzyman 2-29-04

Welcome to the first in a series of Presidential candidate debates. Participating tonight are Tobor, of the National Manrape Party... ...and Hung Li LaRue, of the Asian Girls United Party. The candidates will now give brief opening statements. VOTE FOR TOBOR AND THE CORNHOLING WILL BE SWIFT AND MOSTLY PAINLESS! Vote for me and I will give you five dollar.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'd forgotten about this little PV entry...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'm back and I'm bad.

Leave It To Tobor #22 by fuzzyman 1-24-05

So, Mr. Tobor! You lost the election. What will you do now? RRAAARRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW! Ha! Ha! No, seriously, what are your plans? *wink* AIIIIIEEEE!!! THE PAIN!!! THE PAIN!!! AUUUUUGHHHH!!! ASK A STUPID QUESTION...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Tobor kicks ass

I don't think it's kicking he does to people's asses.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Let me rephrase:

TOBOR CORNHOLES ASS!!!

Nice friggin job, by the way

I must remember to not be eating or drinking anything while reading Fuzzyman's Tobor strips. Leave It To Tobor #1000 almost caused me to spray my monitor with soda. *laughing too hard now*

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

Soda eh?

Anyone got some solvent to clean jizz off a monitor?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Leave It To Tobor #23 by fuzzyman 3-01-05

Tobor? Why so upset? TOBOR'S FAVORITE PORN STAR, RON JEREMEY, IS RETIRING! THE PORN WORLD NOW LACKS A TOP-NOTCH ASS RAMMER! Oh, that's too bad. I'm sorry, big guy. Ha! Maybe you should audition for some videos and take his place among the stars! GOOD IDEA! BUT PRIOR TO AUDITIONING, TOBOR SHOULD PRACTICE! Lubricate petard thoroughly and insert. OW!!! THANKS, GABE!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Leave It To Tobor #24 (or Why Tobor Doesn't Drive) by fuzzyman 3-31-05

Tell me again why you kept rear-ending those cars. TOBOR COULDN'T HELP HIMSELF.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Leave It To Tobor #25 by fuzzyman 11-03-06

Thanks for a inviting me over to watch a movie, Tobor. TOBOR IS TRYING TO BE MORE CULTURED AND APPRECIATES YOUR HELP. More cultured? What movie did you rent for us? SOMETHING FROM SHAKESPEARE. HERE, CHECK IT OUT. IT STARS RON JEREMEY. "A Midsummer Night's Ream?" OH LOOK, THE RENTAL CAME WITH A FREE TUBE OF ASTROGLIDE. WHATEVER WILL TOBOR DO WITH THAT?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.