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i want to piss on you

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President Bush tries to convince a San Bernardino elementary school class that Waldo is a member of Al Qaeda, pointing out the hidden terrorist in an activity book, along with cryptic threats of mass destruction. When informed by several students that Islamics don't normally wear red and white striped clothing, the President accused them of being French and vowed substantial cuts in their school lunch program.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

Just an FYI: The book is not turned wrong, the sleeve is just on wrong. Still, funny picture..

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Thanks for ruining it.

"Yeah, We was getting mighty sick about all those civil liberties folks takin' exception to our new Bills, all that hooey about 'inalienable rights' and 'due process', so we just used the word "Pre-amble" to cover all that stuff instead. Now no-one reads the damn thing anymore, and we can do whatever we want!"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"Little girl, can you show good ol' Mr. President what that word 'tween 'God' and 'America' says? The only reason I know either one of them thar words is cuz momma stitches 'em on mah underoos."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Let's not belittle the achievements of this administration. In 1999, only 11% of all fifth grade students could read better than the President of the United States. Now that number is up to 63%.

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