i started doing this on my own, but then i realized that it would be more fun to open this up to everyone. the only rule is that the first two panels have to remain the same.

here are the ones i came up with:

[Click to view comic: 'I'm afraid I have to do it.']
[Click to view comic: 'I'm afraid I have to do it. 2']
[Click to view comic: 'I'm afraid I have to do it. 3']
[Click to view comic: 'I'm afraid I have to do it. 4']
[Click to view comic: 'I'm afraid I have to do it. 5']

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i want to piss on you

[Click to view comic: 'I'm afraid I have to do it. 6']
[Click to view comic: 'I'm afraid I have to do it. 7']
[Click to view comic: 'I'm afraid I have to do it. 8']

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i want to piss on you

Solution one, win one of these:

Solution two, post here:

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Batman created by Bob Kane

sorry. wasn't trying to create an official competition where someone wins, and i wasn't looking for comments. especially since i thought i had seen such (in the sense that i've described in the last sentence) in "General Discussion", i decided that my intentions fell most under the category of "Babbling and silliness." sorry for the misunderstanding.

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i want to piss on you

well i like them

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I would want to do one but I'm not good at finishing work others have started.

that's cool. i was just having so much fun with them, i thought it would be fun for everyone.

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i want to piss on you

I've seen guys fucking bitches and leaving a tip
I've seen guys flipping switches and blowing up shit
I've seen gang wars and drive-bys and drug dealers too
These things I have seen, but I do not do

Moral: It's not cool to break rules because someone else has done it before.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

btw, the plural of drive-by is actually drive-bys, that's not a typo.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'I'm Afraid I'm Unoriginal']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

hahahaha, excellent!

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i want to piss on you

[Click to view comic: 'I'm Afraid I Have To Do It, a tender father-son moment']

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i want to piss on you

[Click to view comic: 'I'm Afraid I'm Repetitive']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'I'm Afraid I Have To Do It 10']

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i want to piss on you

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i want to piss on you