i started doing this on my own, but then i realized that it would be more fun to open this up to everyone. the only rule is that the first two panels have to remain the same.

here are the ones i came up with:

I'm afraid I have to do it. by graykane 2-28-04

I'm afraid I've got to do it. I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with. Did you want to take your choad home with you? Keep it. Thanks for the vasectomy, Doc. You've made my wife and I very happy.

I'm afraid I have to do it. 2 by graykane 2-28-04

I'm afraid I've got to do it. I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with. There were some complications during surgery. I'm afraid I wasn't able to save him. Who's going to pay for my boob job?

I'm afraid I have to do it. 3 by graykane 2-28-04

I'm afraid I've got to do it. I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with. You're not dead. But how? My skin is made of a titanium alloy. This was all just a ploy to draw you away from home. Right now Captain Stabbin is taking your cute little wife for a ride on the raunchy tides of webcam love.

I'm afraid I have to do it. 4 by graykane 2-28-04

I'm afraid I've got to do it. I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with. Beneath all that skin you were a robot? Want to cornhole?

I'm afraid I have to do it. 5 by graykane 2-28-04

I'm afraid I've got to do it. I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with. When's this scarring tattoo going to heal? I'm so stoked. Now my nipples are pimples on JLo's ass. Can't wait to show my wife. "By the rocks that I got I'm still (I'm still) Jenny from the block."

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i want to piss on you

I'm afraid I have to do it. 6 by graykane 2-28-04

I'm afraid I've got to do it. I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with. It was that 13yr old girl back in Texas that did it, wasn't it. Well let me tell you something: she was well worth it.

I'm afraid I have to do it. 7 by graykane 2-28-04

I'm afraid I've got to do it. I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with. Can I get your autograph? My wife's a big fan.

I'm afraid I have to do it. 8 by graykane 2-28-04

I'm afraid I've got to do it. I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with. I've made you beautiful. Thanks, Doc. Now I can get those wangs and dongs I've always wanted.

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i want to piss on you

Solution one, win one of these:

Solution two, post here:

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Batman created by Bob Kane

sorry. wasn't trying to create an official competition where someone wins, and i wasn't looking for comments. especially since i thought i had seen such (in the sense that i've described in the last sentence) in "General Discussion", i decided that my intentions fell most under the category of "Babbling and silliness." sorry for the misunderstanding.

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i want to piss on you

well i like them

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I would want to do one but I'm not good at finishing work others have started.

that's cool. i was just having so much fun with them, i thought it would be fun for everyone.

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i want to piss on you

I've seen guys fucking bitches and leaving a tip
I've seen guys flipping switches and blowing up shit
I've seen gang wars and drive-bys and drug dealers too
These things I have seen, but I do not do

Moral: It's not cool to break rules because someone else has done it before.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

btw, the plural of drive-by is actually drive-bys, that's not a typo.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm Afraid I'm Unoriginal by dcomposed 2-29-04

I'm afraid I've got to do it. I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with. That was good breakdancing. Let me put this knife away before I try to beat it, I don't want to cut myself. Good idea.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

hahahaha, excellent!

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i want to piss on you

I'm Afraid I Have To Do It, a tender father-son moment by graykane 2-29-04

I'm afraid I've got to do it. I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with. I learned my lesson. Thanks for being gentle with me, Dad. Allowing you that knife was my way of saying no hard feelings, kid. It was a rough fight, but I think you've grown from it. You're something more of a man now. A full-grown imbecile. A man + stupidity

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i want to piss on you

I'm Afraid I'm Repetitive by dcomposed 2-29-04

I'm afraid I've got to do it. I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with. Oh no, I dropped the sandwich on the floor. I'll get it. I'm never letting you make my lunch again.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm Afraid I Have To Do It 10 by graykane 3-01-04

I'm Afraid I've got to do it. I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with. You sure it's normal for a barber to shave another man's pubes with a knife?

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i want to piss on you

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i want to piss on you