well, there have to be five things in every category that you hate. I know I do!

Worst Movies

5. Requiem for a Dream
4. Pi
3. Schindler's List
2. Teh Passon of Teh Crist
1. Barry Lyndon

Worst Albums

5. That one Vines album where all the songs are the same. Don't want to remember the title.
4. Dark Side of Teh Moon. More like Lark Side of the Poon.
3. St. Anger.
2. Teh Green Album
1. Teh Bleeding

you must have some.

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well, there have to be five things in every category that you hate. I know I do!

Worst Movies

5. Requiem for a Dream
4. Pi
3. Schindler's List
2. Teh Passon of Teh Crist
1. Barry Lyndon

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I couldn't disagree more with your worst albums and movies.

Requiem, Pi, Schindler's and Barry Lyndon are all great movie imo (I haven't seen Passion).

And Dark Side of the Moon is one of the best albums ever as any college stoner will be quick to tell you.

Worst movies:

Showgirls
Plan-9 from Outer Space
Glitter
Gigli
Air Bud II

(yes, I've seen all of them. Although Plan-9 is so bad its good, the other movies listed are just so bad... they're... still bad)

I don't have a list for bad albums, because bad albums are usually just forgettable. They don't sear your mind like bad movies. Besides, if I don't really like a band I usually don't bother getting an album from them. Popular bands that I hate include Creed, Nickleback, POD, Kid Rock and Limp Bizket.

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Schindler, Requiem= Didactic, boring. Req= headache-inducing camera, annoying characters.
Pi= more headaches.
Schindler= Jewrassic Park
and don't get me started about Barry Lyndon.

And Dark Side of the Moon is ridiculously overrated, has one good song: breathe. Money and Time are ok... but the rest? EEENK. Start over.

You're welcome to your opinions, but I'm not sure how to take your description of Schindler's List as 'Jewrassic Park'. Its kinda insulting, seeing as its a movie about the very real horror of the holocaust.

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what I mean is that Steven Spielberg basically turned the holocaust in to a theme park ride. Like he does with all his movies. The Pianist is far better.

I retract Pi and put in American History X instead. Another terribly didactic and painful movie.

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what I mean is that Steven Spielberg basically turned the holocaust in to a theme park ride. Like he does with all his movies. The Pianist is far better.

I retract Pi and put in American History X instead. Another terribly didactic and painful movie.

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I don't mean to insult, but you are a fucking retard.

Bottom 5 Awesome Movies of all Time:

These are movies that are totally awesome, yet are at the bottom of the list of awesome movies.

5. The Paper Brigade
4. Turkish Star Wars
3. Max Keeble's Big Move
2. The Beatles Yellow Submarine
1. Space Mutiny

Actually, Turkish Star Wars is the greatest movie of all time, so Cinderfella takes it's place.

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what I mean is that Steven Spielberg basically turned the holocaust in to a theme park ride. Like he does with all his movies. The Pianist is far better.

I retract Pi and put in American History X instead. Another terribly didactic and painful movie.

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It seems to me that you have no taste in movies whatsoever. If those movies you listed are the worst you've seen, perhaps you could give an example or two of what you would consider to be good movies?

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ohhhhhhh. *slaps forehead*

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Possums, would you stop trolling and piss off already.

And if you're not trolling then you are a moron.

OMG!!! TEH CITIZEN KAIN SI TEH SUX0RZ!!! IT NEEDS TEH EXPLOSION ND TEH TITS!!!!1111 LMAO!!!!111

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Poop.

I like Citizen Kane.....

You aren't one of those LOTR fundamentalists from IMDb are you?

At the top of any "worst" list has to be the atrocity known as Lifeforce. The only movie I ever walked out of, it was so awful.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Inflate had the best list so far. But I have to add some more.

5. Master of Disguise
4. Eraserhead
3. Mission to Mars
2. Down With Love
1. GIGLI

From Justin to Kelly should not be on the list of worst movies. It was not a movie. It was a corporate jerk-off/pat on the back caught on tape.

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Ehh, it wasn't that bad. I mean, it had a certain knowing wink. Plus, Sarah Paulson is hot.

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4. Eraserhead

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That movie was just sad. Am I not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?

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"The Summer of Sam"

I just have one thing to say to that movie:

[Click to view comic: 'Quote from Possums: That was so stupid my ass exploded']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I realise this is far overdue, but Schindler's List was an amazing movie. We watched it in my 11th grade History class and ... yeah.

You're a twat to call it Jewrassic Park.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

How about Raiders of the Lost [u]Kike[/u]???

In chronological order:

[list=1][*] Glen or Glenda
[*] Red Zone Cuba
[*] Manos: The Hands of Fate
[*] Funny Lady
[*] Hercules (1984)[/list]

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What about Hercules in New York starring a heavily dubbed-over Arnold Schwarzenegger and Arnold Stang as Pretzie?

Yes, there was a character named Pretzie, and you've GOT to see this movie. It's a classic.

Possums, Eraserhead SUCKED. I generally liked David Lynch, but Eraserhead was just putrid. And not in an amusing, Plan-9 way, either.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Four of the five worst movies ever were Independence Day. The fifth is all of Hugh Grant's romantic comedies.

Since there are too many bad popular music albums-- practically all of them-- to pick a bottom 5, I decided instead to list Boorite's Bottom Five Things among the Universe of Things Not Liked by Boorite:

5. The Holiday season
4. Air travel
3. Dozing at the wheel
2. Dead pets
1. Withdrawal symptoms

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Look.... Schindler's List is completely maudlin. IT SUCKS. The only thing I hate more than the film itself is the fans. If you say anything even slightly negative you get, "R U A NAZEE?!?!"

I hate the movie and I am Jewish. All the film does is seperate the huge rift between reform Jews and idiots like PunkkRoccPrincez.

The Pianist, on the other hand, was a fucking masterpiece.

Okay, I would never do a "OMG R U A NAZI?!?". That's completely out of my character. Nor would I even think that, but thanks for bringing it up.

What is it about Schindler's List that made it so maudlin for you? I do believe that I actually cried in that movie (not that it takes a lot for me, being a woman, to get choked up... STILL), and I am actually German. Blond-haired-blue-eyed German. Ayrian race I suppose is what it is. But that movie made me basically dislike the German culture of that era, and its kind of hard to make you dislike your own heritage.

Whatever, though. If you don't like it, fine. Just don't go bashing it to that extreme in front of people who did enjoy it.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.