Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the twelfth Comic Cup!

This one is going to be a whole lot different from the previous cups, each match will have it's own little gimmick. Also, brad's entering under a borrowed account*.

* no he isn't

Here are some basic rules:[list]
[*]I am the law, I can vote, I can delete posts and I can pretty much just make up the rules as I go along. If I decide to bring back an ejected player then so be it.
[*]You will have 48 hours to submit a comic when I decide your match has started, if you will be away and your match is coming up, tell me and I'll postpone it, or if you're struggling for a couple of hours a PM would be nice, just to know you're still alive.
[*]VOTE! People who don't vote will not be looked on favourably, if you're away, fair enough, but don't waste your vote (or do that gay abstaining thing, conscientious objectors will be shot) even if someone is winning by 18 votes to 0.[/list]

Okay, so, here is the card for the first round (although not necessarily in the correct order):
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[u]Triple Threat Match[/u]
shark_energy vs Ewwwww vs flickguy

Standard contest match, only one winner, most votes wins.

[u]Tag Team Match[/u]
dcomposed and niteowl vs umfumdisi and Rabid_Weasle

Standard tag-team match up, two players advance, most votes wins.

[u]Handicapped Match[/u]
habnem and MikeyG vs Jes_Lawson

Both "teams" submit a two comic entry, winning team advances, most votes wins.

[u]Mexican Wrestling Match[/u]
not_Scyess vs smamurai vs cowtipper

Everyone uses an old alias account of mine to make a comic and then I post them. Comic with most votes wins, author of said comic advances

[u]Weakest Strip Match[/u]
kaufman vs Spankling vs possums vs boinky33

One loser, most votes loses.

[u]Outsiderz match[/u]
graykane vs EvilZak

Strippers must use a different online comic creator website to make their entries, one winner, most votes wins.

[u]Champions League Match[/u]
attitudechicka vs BigEvilDan

Standard cup match, both players advance to take on another previous champion in the next round, winner gains a point. Champion with most points after playing all three matches goes forward.

[u]Champions League Match[/u]
Fuzzyman vs andydougan

Standard cup match, both players advance to take on another previous champion in the next round, winner gains a point. Champion with most points after playing all three matches goes forward.

[u]FTC Match[/u]
Laughinginyourface vs areallystupidguy vs kevin_keegans_perm

Standard FTC match, one winner, most votes wins.

[u]Five Count Match [/u]
Kramer_vs_Kramer vs xxausrottenxx

Standard cup match, one winner, first stripper to get 5 votes wins.

Card subject to change.

So there you go, first match will be announced soon.

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Dad was flammable

Okay, first match:

[u]Tag Team Match[/u]
dcomposed and niteowl vs umfumdisi and Rabid_Weasle

Here is da rules, they apply to every comic:
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[*]You may not use more than three speech/thought ballons in the strip.
[*]Your characters must be playing a ficticious sport.
[*]The comic takes place in the "Star Wars" universe.
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You'll get a little longer than 48 hours since you might want to speak with your respective team mate.

GO GO GO!

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Dad was flammable

this is going to be the coolest cup ever even though i'm going to be eliminated in the first round.

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It's grime time.

Yeah... I'm a newb against not_Scyess and smamurai in the first round... it'll be fun though.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

yeah, well im up against kramer vs. kramer. im gonna get my ass kicked!!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

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You'll get a little longer than 48 hours since you might want to speak with your respective team mate.

GO GO GO!

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Rabid is working on the second comic and will post both entries when he's finished.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Just as Dan and I are starting to become friends by working on a contest together, you throw us against each other again. I feel so bipolar.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Ive avoided the hot favourites in the first round, so at least im not guaranteed defeat.

PS : Kajun, what bribes are you taking to keep myself and MikeyG/Kaufman/Dan apart until the Semi Finals?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Against me? No...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

quote:

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Ive avoided the hot favourites in the first round, so at least im not guaranteed defeat.

PS : Kajun, what bribes are you taking to keep myself and MikeyG/Kaufman/Dan apart until the Semi Finals?

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I'm going to try my best to keep the Glaswegian participants in this contest as long as possible to have them face-off in a "Glesga Kiss" match.

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Dad was flammable

quote:

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Ive avoided the hot favourites in the first round, so at least im not guaranteed defeat.

PS : Kajun, what bribes are you taking to keep myself and MikeyG/Kaufman/Dan apart until the Semi Finals?

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You think you're going to make it to the semis?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

My comic is done. I've asked dcom to post mine when he posts his.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Comic Cup XII : Spaceball by niteowl 3-16-04

In a galaxy far, far away... Oh yes. Another home run for the Dark Side. AND...it'll be 235-4 if I hit a 3 pointer from the 50 yard line. You fools will never defeat us. So Luke, do you think Vader's light saber is corked? Of course it is, Han. The Dark Side of The Force always cheats. I bet he's amped up on steroids too.

Comic Cup XII: Spaceball-2 by dcomposed 3-16-04

No I'm not. And you always get the best players. You're just jealous because you didn't get the Wookie of the Year on your team.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Comic Cup XII: Out Through The Endor (Pt. 1) by umfumdisi 3-15-04

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a band of furry creatures known as The Ewoks (see image below). We wok! These fuzzy, gentile creatures lived in harmony with nature. They were short, lightweight, easily tranquilized, and ripe for tossing! So while the battle for an Empire raged on, two enemies met to settle a dusty score in the way of the ancients...by Ewok Tossing. BOBA FETT! CHEWBACCA?

Comic Cup XII: Out Through The Endor (Pt. 2) by Rabid_Weasle 3-16-04

You have defeated me Chewbacca, well done. I have not seen an ewok fly that far since the time I dropped a thermal detonator during a speeder race. ** "What is this small round object? Why it must be a gift from the gods!" Yub yub! **

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Poop.

Vote: dcompowl

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

one vote for dcomposed and niteowl

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i want to piss on you

umfumdweasle stupid ewoks (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I vote for the guys BigEvilDan voted for.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

So good, both of you. I have to give it to Rabid and Umfum because I just read the best line ever: "We Wok!"

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Vote: niteposed

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Rabid_umfumdisi

posed_owl

niteposed because I'm a sucker for bad wookie puns.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

dcomowl because puns are the greatest.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Although Wookie of the Year was a funny punchline, I've got to go with umfumdweasle. 'We wok'. You silly bastards.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.