The weapon? Haiku
The subject? Goatse (and friends)
The reason? The honour of a woman

[Click to view comic: 'Duelling Goatse Haikus..']

[Click to view comic: 'Duelling Goatse Haikus...']

[Click to view comic: 'Duelling Goatse Haikus.....']

[Click to view comic: 'Duelling Goatse Haikus.......']

And the moral of the story? Overloading on goatse imagery can kill a man dead. Unless that man be Spanky-boy Spankling.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I hate haiku.
It has no meaning for me,
because it bores me.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"Meat meat red raw meat, Marbled sinewy raw red gape, Scald 3rd degree bum."

classy

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Brilliant.