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My High School Physics Teacher Was a Genius? by smokingmonkey
3-31-04
One fine day at the beginning of the semester...
Man, our 6th period physics class sounds like it's going to be hard.
Bro, check it. I've got it all figured out. I'm just not going to go. Anyway school sucks man. Who needs physics when I've got my own way to learn about the universe?
The very next day...
Duuude. If you stand in the water, the waves will roll past you unaffected. Hardly any wave energy is reflected because the size of your body is so much less than the wavelength of the water waves!
Keep on learning from me kid. I'm all natural.
Meanwhile...
Today class, we will be aligning an infrared laser in an apparatus designed to create a Bose-Einstein Condensate of rubidium. Fuh-fuh-fun! I like being insane, hee-hee.

My High School Physics Teacher Was a Genius? by smokingmonkey
3-31-04
The test begins...now!
I can't believe this! I've been studying for weeks, and I still don't have a clue about what is on this test! What am I going to do? Teenagers should not be this stressed out! We're all screwed!
Well, not all of us...
...
Duuude. Space and time are modes in which we think, not conditions in which we exist. Space is a form abstracted from matter and exists only in consciousness. This black line is so...black!
You're smoking Einstein! You shall be rewarded with grade A cheezy-oh-so-cheezy puffs!
After class...
62! I got a 62 on my test! What am I going to tell my parents? My life is ruined! Ohhh, my stomach. I need to go get some Pepto from my locker.
Hey, look at the bright side. At least you didn't freak out, strip naked, and run around the model of a helium atom while screaming "I'm a satellite, I'm a satellite!" like that other guy.

My High School Physics Teacher Was a Genius? by smokingmonkey
3-31-04
Hi-ho! The semester is over...
Your record indicates that you did terribly on homework assignments, and nearly failed all of your tests. That is why I have given you a D grade.
Wha..? Wait? I uh... No. Try again...I will. Better next time! No, no, no, no, please no, no, no...
Now, if you will excuse me, I must continue my research on the molecular structure of cheese, and then stick sparklers in it. Good day to you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please, no, no, no, no... Try I will. Make things right. (sob) Mommy.
I can be cheese. Please let me be cheese. Awww man, my atoms are nothing.
Yo! How you doin' bro? How was, hee-hee, physics? Can't say that I missed it too much, ha! Dude. Are you allright?

My High School Physics Teacher Was a Genius? by smokingmonkey
4-01-04
The last day of the semester continues...
Hey! What are you doing here? You haven't been to class all semester, and now you show up on the last day!? Are you crazy or just dumb?
Crazy and dumb like a fox! Don't worry dude. I'll just step right in there and take what he gives me.
10 steps later...
Well, I see that you have not taken any tests, completed any homework assignments or, for that matter, ever showed up for class. So to give you the benefit of the doubt, I'm giving you a C.
Uhhh...
Uhhhh...
I'm a scientist, tride and true! Now I'll do my yell for you! La-la-la-za-rooooo-goo! Capatown!
I can't believe it. I can be a physicist!

4-01-04 10:53am (new)
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biped
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I find your comics to be fairly humorous, and deserving of being responded to in a somewhat complimentary manner, which I am now doing.

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Noodle_Stick
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Im sorry, you dont beat fawful, biped.

Here I am laughing at you!

Princess peach is the sandwich of the plan! I am the delicious mustard! The mustard of your doom! (something like that)

Btw, fawful is from a mario game for GBA

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4-01-04 3:56pm (new)
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biped
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Im sorry, you dont beat fawful, biped.

Here I am laughing at you!

Princess peach is the sandwich of the plan! I am the delicious mustard! The mustard of your doom! (something like that)

Btw, fawful is from a mario game for GBA


I'm not quite sure what you just said, but I'll assume that it was something about how superior I am to everyone else.

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4-01-04 4:19pm (new)
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CowTipper
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Oh. I get it now.

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4-04-04 9:18pm (new)
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