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OMG_DaGmAr_6481987
April 7, 2004 7:58 AM

This girl, Betty (name changed to protect the non-innocent) is known throughout our school as a whore. She is always telling me, "Renee, if you weren't so anal-retentive, you would get laid because you're really pretty." And now she's pregnant, so here's my response to her. No people, I'm not trying to hurt anyone out there that's pregnant; this is just a couple of comebacks for the things she said today during homeroom that I wanted to say. Enjoy(or not).
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MikeyG
April 7, 2004 8:07 AM

The sex isn't the problem, Dagmar. It's the responsibility level of the participants. If this person and her partner(s) had been thoroughly protected, there is a much greater chance this pregnancy would not have occurred.

Please don't discourage other young ladies from allowing us piggish males to stick our dicks into them so far that we fuck their brains out. Just tell them to be safe about it, or give TONS of head.

Also, Part III was pretty funny.

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OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 April 7, 2004 8:20 AM	Thanks. As I said before...anal-retentive. I'd rather not do it all to be safer.
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NooniePuuBunny April 7, 2004 8:44 AM	I do believe that she's talking about a stupid little prep that does nothing but ridicule people of "lower" social classes and pick on people that actually want to keep their virginity and play it safe through abstinance.
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MikeyG
April 7, 2004 8:52 AM

Yeah, it doesn't do much good to look down on someone who wishes to safeguard their virginity. I do have a problem, though, with prim and prissy people who regard sexual people as 'beneath' them, or 'sluts'. This girl in question, though, was about 10 different girls in my high school.

This is my high school:
http://www.lhric.org/mtvernon/schindex.asp?School=Mount%20Vernon%20High%20School

What it fails to mention is that because of so much teenaged pregnancy, the school has an ON-SITE daycare facility for the children of students.

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NooniePuuBunny
April 7, 2004 8:59 AM

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Yeah, it doesn't do much good to look down on someone who wishes to safeguard their virginity. I do have a problem, though, with prim and prissy people who regard sexual people as 'beneath' them, or 'sluts'. This girl in question, though, was about 10 different girls in my high school.

This is my high school:
http://www.lhric.org/mtvernon/schindex.asp?School=Mount%20Vernon%20High%20School

What it fails to mention is that because of so much teenaged pregnancy, the school has an ON-SITE daycare facility for the children of students.

I myself don't look down on sexual people (it just worries me though because promiscuity IS very dangerous, even with all the protection in the world), I look down on people who torture others in school with ridicule. People that make fun of virgins and then end up preagnant...it just seems like poetic justice.

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attitudechicka
April 7, 2004 9:21 AM

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This is my high school:
http://www.lhric.org/mtvernon/schindex.asp?School=Mount%20Vernon%20High%20School

I'm so amused. It's 3 places in one: Mount Vernon (which there is one very nearby here in IL), California, and New York.

As for super slut, just ignore her. She's probably not even pregnant anyway. Usually they just do that kind of thing for attention.

As for any girl under 20 getting pregnant: they're all sluts. Even me. I certainly didn't plan this.

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MikeyG
April 7, 2004 9:44 AM

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I myself don't look down on sexual people (it just worries me though because promiscuity IS very dangerous, even with all the protection in the world),

Hrm. Well, I guess the definition of promiscuity is subjective to all people. I see promiscuity as someone having a few consecutive sexual partners, perhaps even an endless string of them. I see a slut as someone who sleeps with a guy, then his best friend, then his dad, then his mom, etc. Although the last one would be hot, sleeping with multiple people (meaning sometimes overlapping them), especially with no regard for the feelings of others close tot hem that you may have had relations with, is definitely slutty.

Sleeping with ANYONE is pretty dangerous. Unfortunately, even though sex can still be dangerous with protection, and I am a staunch advocate of protection (although I fucking HATE condoms), I feel like I'm not living life if I am not with someone sexually. Sex with someone can totally be a mind-blowing experience.

Anyway, chicka, you can hardly be a slut. Did you sleep with eight guys and aren't sure which one is the father? That's pretty slutty. Especially if the guys are all in a group of friends.

But you aren't a slut and you know it. Unless you like Nate to call you that when you guys are making the beast with two backs. God, I love freaky chicks.

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I look down on people who torture others in school with ridicule. People that make fun of virgins and then end up preagnant...it just seems like poetic justice.

I made fun of virgins (even though I was one when I did), and I never ended up pregnant!

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biped April 7, 2004 1:02 PM	Those comics were great. I hope you continue the series.
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NooniePuuBunny
April 7, 2004 9:23 PM

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I made fun of virgins (even though I was one when I did), and I never ended up pregnant!

:P bah.

No...I mean like when people make fun of someone for something and then something bad happens afterward.

This girl I used to know all through High School used to make fun of my looks all the time. Then one day in softball she got hit square in the nose. It shattered the bridge of her nose. Luckily for her, her Mommy and Daddy could buy her a new one. A girl made fun of my sis about her glasses in middle school...and then ended up with bad eyesight herself. A kid made fun of my bro when he dislocated his knee in wrestling, saying he was faking it. A week later, the kid ended up on crutches himself... ^-^ Someone's apparently lookin out for all us geeks...

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MikeyG April 8, 2004 6:43 AM	Noonie, that is what we like to refer to as 'karma'. I doubt karma a bit, because I've only seen it fulfilled a few times, but it sounds like you've got some pretty good examples of it. But tons of people who deserve it don't get their comeuppance, at least not that I can see.
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kaufman
April 8, 2004 7:55 AM

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This girl I used to know all through High School used to make fun of my looks all the time. Then one day in softball she got hit square in the nose. It shattered the bridge of her nose. Luckily for her, her Mommy and Daddy could buy her a new one.

Wait a minute, wasn't that Marcia Brady? And it was a football, not a softball.

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A girl made fun of my sis about her glasses in middle school...and then ended up with bad eyesight herself.

That would be her sister, Jan.

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A kid made fun of my bro when he dislocated his knee in wrestling, saying he was faking it. A week later, the kid ended up on crutches himself... ^-^

Bobby. It was worse. He got paralyzed in a car crash.

And then one of your schoolmates was bragging about how his dad could design a house by himself, and he wound up with an orange kitchen, an astroturf backyard, and nowhere to pee.

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Someone's apparently lookin out for all us geeks...

That would be Sherwood Schwartz. Go figure.

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NooniePuuBunny
April 8, 2004 8:10 AM

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This girl I used to know all through High School used to make fun of my looks all the time. Then one day in softball she got hit square in the nose. It shattered the bridge of her nose. Luckily for her, her Mommy and Daddy could buy her a new one.
Wait a minute, wasn't that Marcia Brady? And it was a football, not a softball.

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A girl made fun of my sis about her glasses in middle school...and then ended up with bad eyesight herself.
That would be her sister, Jan.

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A kid made fun of my bro when he dislocated his knee in wrestling, saying he was faking it. A week later, the kid ended up on crutches himself... ^-^
Bobby. It was worse. He got paralyzed in a car crash.

And then one of your schoolmates was bragging about how his dad could design a house by himself, and he wound up with an orange kitchen, an astroturf backyard, and nowhere to pee.

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Someone's apparently lookin out for all us geeks...
That would be Sherwood Schwartz. Go figure.

The sad thing is it was true experiances.

And, Mikey...they will get theirs in the end...what they don't pay now they will pay much much later.

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xxausrottenxx April 8, 2004 7:53 PM	all this talk of sex might make me believe that someone on this website might be getting laid. my vote is boinky
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User #16352 April 8, 2004 8:30 PM	HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
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NooniePuuBunny April 8, 2004 9:10 PM	quote: all this talk of sex might make me believe that someone on this website might be getting laid. Laid...on this site? ... People who really have nothing better to do than to sit around and make comics and post on the forums all day...... Riiiiiight.... As a generalized rule, if they talk about it way too much, they're not getting any.
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MikeyG April 8, 2004 9:52 PM	quote: all this talk of sex might make me believe that someone on this website might be getting laid. Considering that about half the people here are married, You're probably right. quote: my vote is boinky Only if by 'getting laid' you mean 'getting in the butt from the Harlem Globetrotters'.
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kaufman April 9, 2004 6:30 AM	quote: Only if by 'getting laid' you mean 'getting in the butt from the Harlem Globetrotters'. Thanks for the image, MikeyG. 222618
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MikeyG April 9, 2004 7:19 AM	As usual, I live only to serve the genius (pronounced with a Spanish accent, so it actually sounds like 'heenyoos') that is kaufman.
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kaufman April 9, 2004 7:23 AM	IT'S A COOKBOOK!
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biped April 9, 2004 9:58 AM	NO WAIT, IT'S A BOOK ABOUT HOW TO PLAY TENNIS!!!
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User #70919 March 31, 2007 1:37 PM	lol a nun pregnant,id tap that
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BigFrank105 March 31, 2007 3:47 PM	quote: kaidenrocks wrote: lol a nun pregnant,id tap that You would, wouldn't you? You dirty whore...
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Artymus March 31, 2007 11:07 PM	how do you get three characters in one comic block?
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AngryAmerican April 1, 2007 1:17 AM	since no one else will cop to it, i will... I LOVE SLUTS!
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boloboffin April 1, 2007 4:12 AM	quote: Artymus wrote: how do you get three characters in one comic block? black on 1 and 3, splitter in the middle Ha! When he "splitter in the middle", that started this whole series off. Ha! Ha ha. Ugh.
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lima April 1, 2007 7:58 AM	quote: boloboffin wrote: quote: Artymus wrote: how do you get three characters in one comic block? black on 1 and 3, splitter in the middle Ha! When he "splitter in the middle", that started this whole series off. Ha! Ha ha. Ugh. With a big black on either side, eh? And yes, dirty girls make the world go round. INERTIA IS A LIE
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xxausrottenxx April 1, 2007 11:14 AM	its weird reading posts i wrote like three years ago im such a nerd
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