Im on a mission baby, and that mission is to find the single worst comic in the history of Stripcreator. I mean were talking a combination of the very worst if guys like punkroccprince , biped , boinky , streeproject , zerosignalone, bazilla, and every other person who makes shit, no joke, no sense, no cohesion comics on this site.

I really want to see the very worst of the worst. Random has failed me, i know theres worse out there.

Help me my Disciples. Bring me your Poor , Your Crap, Your diseased rhinoceros piss comics!

PS : Boinky33 sucks a fat dick, straight up

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Hokuto shichi shi kihei zan by andydougan 4-13-04

Proof of Life was on the other night. I'd sure hate to have been the star of that piece of abcess-riddled feculence! Oops, sorry! Look, why do you hate me so much? Because a toon killed my brother. It was Digimon. He died of boredom while watching it. But aren't you a cartoon as well?

The old ones are still the best Mr Dougan.

Reminds me, you havent done a "How many words can i get into a battle phrase" comic in ages.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Search for worst comic EVAR.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

You want bad comics...my old ones should suffice...hell... my new ones should suffice...

Untitled by NooniePuuBunny 12-01-03

here we go again... boooooo.... oh come off it...you aren't even close to being scary... I'm not...? No. damn.... :'(

To Hell With Clone Panel...Mozilla Dun't Like It Anyway.... by NooniePuuBunny 12-01-03

Mozilla has no idea what to do with this filetype...should it (a) open it with its default application... (b) download it to a folder... or (c) stuff it up its arse. *sighs*

Allergic reactions mean popping allergy pills... by NooniePuuBunny 12-07-03

~qwejasgiquptalsdjkf "squibble" ...bunny bunny bunny~ Dude! Look! She's been starin at the wall for the past 3 hours!

I told you I was messed up on allergy medication... by NooniePuuBunny 12-07-03

Stripcreator Battel Kya! Oof! Kyaa! Oww! (This comic sucks...Its the antihistamines talking...bleh...) Had enough, Punk?! Yes I have...but my HP was well past zero 10 minutes ago... Stripcreator doesn't have a sprite of me lying on the ground...

Not enough goat jokes by NooniePuuBunny 12-08-03

Tonight on Channel 3 News...There is a giant goat sitting right in the middle of the road... So how will this affect YOUR holiday weekend? We'll go to Cyndi with the traffic report. Thanks, Rick! Meanwhile... Great! Now how the hell am I supposed to get to work?? *bleats*

I think I've made my point...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Those are crappy in a crappy way.

Andy's are bad in a sad, cute way.

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Poop.

Why do you hate me so much? My comics are pretty funny, to tell you the truth.

You're as funny as toothpaste.

Note to Brits: Toothpaste is an odd, gritty, minty substance some people use to rid their teeth of many forms of tooth decay and gum disease. It is recommended by many of what we Americans call "Dentists". These "Dentists" are actually doctors who specialize in teeth.

Thank you, this ends my public service announcement..

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Now define: Hair Piece

A stupid looking piece of synthetic hair. See: Things DragonXero wouldn't wear.

Now, defile: your mom.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

We all know boinky33 has some great fucking comics.

Don't be hatin' on the boinkster.

define: Asshat

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

An adorable cap for your booty.
Define: Britney Spears and Madonna's combined idea of going too far

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You know you totally missed me!

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A stupid looking piece of synthetic hair. See: Things DragonXero wouldn't wear.

Now, defile: your mom.

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That reminds me. She left her peg leg at my house last night.

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Im on a mission baby, and that mission is to find the single worst comic in the history of Stripcreator. I mean were talking a combination of the very worst if guys like punkroccprince , biped , boinky , streeproject , zerosignalone, bazilla, and every other person who makes shit, no joke, no sense, no cohesion comics on this site.

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PS : Boinky33 sucks a fat dick, straight up

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Leave him be, Kajun, losing to a 16 year old Welshman is bad enough as it is, the least he wants is for it to be rubbed in his face.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

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Also: Bazilla just knocked you out of the Comic Cup

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Well, that was just an additional thought, I was really trying to bring boinky's semi-awesomeness to your attention.

also: please resize or remove that horrible flashing gif from your sig.

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Dad was flammable

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Well, that was just an additional thought, I was really trying to bring boinky's semi-awesomeness to your attention.

also: please resize or remove that horrible flashing gif from your sig.

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KKP's a little confused. This actually happened today:

Perm, God wants you to kill yourself.

o/` Nothing you can say can take me away from my God...o/`

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[b]Your god is dead
And no-one cares
If there is a hell
Ill see you there[/b]

Its a mission from MY God. Yours floats around Walmart putting blue labels onto the specials. Mine drops churches on people, causes tornados, earthquakes, volcanoes, Pop Idol, and everything else that causes hundreds of meaningless deaths.

My god wishes you every success with 17 hours of labor =). Im pretty sure youll be calling to your god for some help on that one, and i really hope he can help you out Chicka.

(PS : The previous 48 hours posting has been sponsored by Irn Bru and Coco Pops. Sugar Rushes have never felt so good)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Exactly. He asked for the worst of the worst. I gave it to him.

Speaking of which...more crap:

Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel by NooniePuuBunny 12-19-03

Playing Sim City 4000... Your honor! We would like you to approve an ordinance allowing us to parade naked downtown and have a gay orgy in the middle of the town square. Alright! Finally! A Sim City game with realistic government issues... *click* Thank you for approving! We will now proceed to disrobe and have an orgy in your office. Warning! System has become unstable due to lack of comedy in this comic. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to restart your computer.

Planning a New-Year's Resolution. ¬.¬; Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. by NooniePuuBunny 12-28-03

So! What's your New Year's resolution gonna be? I never make a New Year's resolution because if I'm gonna change, then I'll do it without having some dumb excuse like that. Awww...come on... You could resolve to stop drinking... But I dont drink....... See?! You've already got a head start!   !

I can't remember the plot I was going to use for this one... by NooniePuuBunny 12-28-03

And now...Back to A Very Brittany Christmas starring Brittany Fearz... ____________ Brittany: "Tee hee hee! Lets save the world by dancing!" Man this party sucks... Dude! Your foliage totally rocks my guitar! Lets go make out in the back room! HAHA! Check mate! How do ya like that, General Butt-Picker? We're playing checkers, Dumbass...

This is not a good start to the New Year... by NooniePuuBunny 1-01-04

Yes...2004 is gonna be the pits... Heheh! Heheh! She said pits...heheh! heheh! Gah! How did I ever manage to come home with this wanker?! Thats it! No more drugs for me!

Writers Block Totally Sucks by NooniePuuBunny 1-03-04

Me want chicken, me want liver... Mew Mix Mew Mix Please de-li-ver... Me...owwwwwww... that hurt.... I hate cats...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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I really want to see the very worst of the worst. Random has failed me,

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By God, Drexle. Those ARE horrible. Random did not fail me either.

Martin & Amanda in "Don't Upset the Neighbours" by monkeybutler 8-08-02

Martin & Amanda are "cock a hoop" at the prospect of living in their new house hey everyone, we're.... cock a hoop at the prospect of living in our new house so much so, that we are having a bar b q on Saturday to celebrate yes....all our pals are invited The Morning After......... oh FUCK .....who invited the Pidgeon??

A normal day in Sro by BARRACHO 1-09-02

Enter Lenadan - our fearless paladin What a crock...been here for 6 hours and AC hasnt spawned yet...I should petition that hes bugged. OMG there he is! Standard Sro BS GAH!!! KS'd by a druid! Maybe he doesnt need the ring and would let me loot it. WOOHOO!! One pair of Jboots comin right up! Dr00ds win again Hey dr00d...I engaged first, let me loot the ring! Fat chance l0ser! Better luck next time!

F***ing children 2 by samus_aran 4-17-03

******************! stop it! F*** you bastard son of a biaatch this is old do you eat at Kentucky F***ed chicken How lame

A retard and a Fool! by ViolentJ 2-07-02

Violent J and PlaYetZ in a Hotwired spaceship! Hehehe this is cool we hotwired a spaceship! Yeh we really rock! Who's driving by the way? About a minute later! Damn, I knew we forgot to do something! Now we are stuck here forever! Dude, read my T-shirt! The middle of nowhere... Why are you so retarded PlaYetZ? Hey shutup at least i don't call myself ViolentJ ooh Insane Clown Posse soo scary!

And, the lamest of all the comics I came across using the random button:

Manx Physics. by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 6-02-02

Eh ba. So i said "them gravitons aint gonna generate ....." Fella? Fancy a pint fella? Aye ba.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yeh. That last comic makes absoloutely no fucking sense and is completely unfunny to anyone who doesnt live here.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"