As promised in WW 11, I decided to use the winning panel as a springboard for FTC 31. However, I'm sure its creator didn't quite have this in mind ...

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FTC 31: Template by kaufman 4-14-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?

Judging will be Next Wednesday. That should allow time for the new moon to become visible.

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FTC 31 -- BLAZING SPACESUITS by biped 4-14-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Um...find the FIRST most wicked witch, and kill her? No...you must prepare to die. The oxygen supply in that spacesuit won't last forever, you know.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 31: Bill and Ted by maddog00 4-14-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Follow the yellow brick road and meet all sorts of zany aliens who will accompany me to the wizard who will send me back home! Then I'll kill the most wicked witch of all. Duuude, not even. Its the 80s, dick. What you did was wicked bogus. Grody to the max, lamer! Time to die, spaz. Word.

FTC 31: You Put the Wicked Witch Out ... by AtheistDiary 4-14-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? But why the Hokey Pokey?? Cause that's what it's all about.

FTC 31: Bill Alien by AtheistDiary 4-14-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? *GLORP GLORP* I KNEW he was of the Lewinsky Clan!

FTC 31: Oh I'm Sorry, This is Abuse! by AtheistDiary 4-14-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? I am NOT going to look for a shrubbery on Uranus. Move it, fuck stick, or my gas ray will be forced to fart in your general direction! NEE!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC: Look, A Poop Joke! by Ewwwww 4-14-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Go with the grain?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

FTC 31 -- "I THINK I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN THIS SPACESUIT" by biped 4-14-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Um...find the FIRST most wicked witch, and kill her? Hey, you catch on quick! We had to do a huge friggin' song-and-dance routine for the little girl.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Alien Mindbender by smamurai 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Yes, we must finish this comic by saying something funny. Help! I'm a giraffe. Sorry I've tits'd it up again haven't I?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

FTC31: Mess with me by maddog00 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Do the dance of joy? No. Clean up. There's blood and guts everywhere.

FTC31: It figures by maddog00 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? I think I just took another shit in this spacesuit. Of all the people to be our savior, we get this idiot.

First off, at least two of you fuckers stole my jokes and posted them before I did. It looks like maddog00 stole both of my jokes.

FTC 31: Oooh, look honey, a Protagonist! by MikeyG 4-14-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Um...celebrate? No time, "Savior". You've still got one more witch to fall on.

FTC 31: Title by MikeyG 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? The Dance of Joy? Fuck off, Balki.

FTC 31: Loc'd out Alien by MikeyG 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Clean out my spacesuit? Break yoself, fool! I'm the Wickedest Witch 'round here!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTC31: Ignorance is Bliss. by UnknownEric 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? No. Neither do I. Fuck it.

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I has a flavor!

FTC 31 -- A VIEW TO A KILL by biped 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? No. What? You must work her shift at Moon-Mart until I find a replacement. Thanks for the hassle, Kill-Boy.

FTC 31 -- HELP US, ARTHUR-FON ZARELLI...YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE by biped 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? No. What? You must listen attentively while I describe the fabulous new line of Amway products. AMWAY..."The Brand You Can Trust."

FTC 31 -- PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE MY SPACESUIT by biped 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? No. What? Well...you can start by wiping your ass. Jeez, did you take a shit in that thing or what?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

So no one doubts the veracity of my magniloquent claims, here is the breakdown:

FTC31: Oooh, look honey, a Protagonist by MikeyG: #223747
FTC31: Title by MikeyG: 223883

FTC31: Mess with me by maddog00: 223884
FTC31: It figures by maddog00: 223885

AFTER mine. Thief.

FTC31: From the Earth to the Broom by MikeyG 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? I'd like to go back, but I'm not sure witch way I came from.

FTC 31: Yard Day's Night by MikeyG 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? I don't know. For starters, you can get the fuck off my lawn!

FTC31: Narc Side of the Moon by MikeyG 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Phone home? No, put your hands behind your head, human. Methane gas is a controlled substance here.

FTC 31: Doody Dungeon by MikeyG 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Find a 24-hour dry cleaner? Nah, just wipe it off on the dead bitch's clothes.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTC 31, WW 12, *and* CC 240??? by AtheistDiary 4-15-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Think of something really uber disgusting to say to her family and enter it into World's Worst #12? Or you could say something about Chicka's birthday, her pregnancy, and throw in camping somewhere and make it a TRIPLE crossover strip! WEEEEEEEE!!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FTC31 (1): Witch: The Moon Landings by Shadow_Artist 4-16-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Roll for treasure? Yep. You also get 2*(2D10) points of Renown.

FTC31 (2): The Long Eye of the Law by Shadow_Artist 4-16-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? No, I don't. Put these handcuffs on. You're under arrest for the murder of our second most wicked witch. You have the right to remain silent...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Fuck FTC31 by nonphixional 4-16-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? Get the black one next time!

FTC 31: The Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain by NooniePuuBunny 4-17-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you? I think so, Brain...But how are we going to get the tree weasel into a tu-tu? ¬_¬;

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

FTC 31: Hasta La Vista Madonna by InnerSinner 4-17-04

I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit. Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas! Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon. Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?   ?   Take out Madonna.