I hope no one has done this already, but I came up with a bunch of comics based on what certain people would do in a situation. More will come from me, but feel free to put up some of your own.

WWPWD? by MikeyG 4-19-04

Oh, man, Christie is half-naked! I've never really done this before... So, do you want to lie down and turn off the light? *click* If my hero, Pee Wee Herman were in this situation, What Would Pee Wee Do?â„¢ Mmmm...come here for a minute... Yeah that's good, take your pants off... *FAP FAP FAP FAP* Are you...? EWWWW!

WWPWD? Deux by MikeyG 4-19-04

Dum De Dum De Dum... Steven, aren't you supposed to be typing up that memo? Oh, man, I am so caught! What Would Pee Wee Do?â„¢ This is the third time today I've caught you goofing off! What do you have to say for yourself? *click* *FAP FAP FAP FAP* What are you...? Well, I guess we could work something out...

WWZD? by MikeyG 4-19-04

Man, I could live at this ranch for the rest of my life. Uh-oh. That bull looks REALLY mad. What Would Zeus Do?â„¢ Hey baby. Us Greeks aren't that picky with the whole 'gender' thing, you know. Mooooh?

WWWD? by MikeyG 4-19-04

Listen, Rick. You've been valuable to us here, but lately your work ethic has been suffering. Oh, man! I'm gonna get fired! That's why we've decided to let you go. Clear out your desk in five minutes. Shit! If my hero George 'W' Bush was in this situation, What Would 'W' Do?â„¢ YEEEEEEE HAW!

WWMD? by MikeyG 4-19-04

Oooh, looky! An Ay-rab! Ahma chop me up some Ay-rab chitlins! Please being kind, sir. I am here as person of peace and lovingness only. That's great, Ay-rab. Ah'm here as a person o' Choppin Up Ay-rabs! If my hero MikeyG were in this situation, What Would Mikey Do?â„¢ Oh PLEASE Mr. Bad Guy! PLEASE don't rape me! Oh no! Whatever shall I do?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

a-hyuk...

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I made this last week (loosely based on reality).

WWR2D2D? by AccentuateNegative 4-13-04

That drunk, 400 pound Samoan tried to grope me! I think C3P0 gave the best advice on handling situations like this. What? Let the wookie win.

A friend of mine has this shirt:

This is based off my friend's mom, who is making everyone who hasn' seen Passion of the Christ in the theatres watch her pirated copy (complete with sihouettes of people's heads getting up for popcorn).

What Would Jesus Pirate? by choadwarrior 3-26-04

Have you seen "The Passion of The Christ" yet? Yeah, I bought a bootleg of it on a street corner. So you have a stolen copy of a religious movie? I suppose. Can I borrow it?

Shouldn't that title be "What Would Pontius Pirate?"

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Thanks for the inspiration, Kaufman.

What WOULD Pontius Pirate? by MikeyG 4-20-04

Dat sentence not finish! What wood Pontius Pirate what? Me was tord Pontius Pirate was a Pilate.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Those Pee Wee ones get two snaps up in a circle. Hilarious.

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I has a flavor!

WWMSD? by MikeyG 4-20-04

My boss just called and invited himself and his cronies to dinner in an hour! How am I going to feed them all in such a short period of time? Hmmm...I wonder... What Would Martha Stewart Do?â„¢

WWDD? by MikeyG 4-20-04

I've got a great idea for a comic series, but I know posting too many of them in a short time will get me banned. I wonder, in this situation, What Would Dcomposed Do?â„¢ *banned*

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

WWMTD? by kaufman 4-20-04

19th century France Monsieur, you look troubled. Why should you be unhappy? You are producing these lovely paintings. Yes, but nobody knows me. I am tired of getting mixed in with all the other great artists of this period. Ah yes. It is times like this I ask myself, What Would Mike Tyson Do? HEY! You just bit off my ear! I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to ... No, no, no, this is great. Now nobody will forget the work of Vincent Van Gogh!

Brilliant!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Some earlier works of mine:

Somebody Set Up Us Da Bomb: WWSD? by jes_lawson 3-27-03

What the hell are you doing here? We'll have to get you aboard the nearest B52. We'll soon have you dropped on some Saddam lookalikes! Damn! I gots to do something! Think, Bomb! What Would Shaft Do? You the man Shaft! Make sweet 12" love to me! "I'm a complicated man, but no-one understands me but my bitches!" Damn right! Anything you say will be taken down and used in great steaming piles of evidence against you. Shit! Why couldn't I have paid more attention during the action scenes?

Somebody Set Up Us Da Bomb: WWCD? by jes_lawson 3-27-03

On second thoughts, I'd better call the Bomb Disposal Squad! There's been enough accidental bombings of Brits recently! Damn Bomb, think! What Would Clinton Do I have personally disposed of all the chemicals found at the Viagra factory, Monica... Manifest your Weapon of Mass Dysfunction, Mr. President...*sloorp* Dammit, I meant George Clinton!

By way of explanation:

Boom Boom! Geddit? by jes_lawson 1-30-03

Hey you, you byatch pigfucker! Know what I'm gonna do? Fuck your grandad! Hell yeah! Then I'm gonna rape your sister and jizz in your girlfriend's ass! Then I'll shit in a bag and make her eat it! Damn! Hoi! You can't talk to me like that you car seat humping lump of ordance! Hell yeah, I just did, Grandad! I'm a dirty bomb!

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I guess I like the one with me in it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I just found another old one of mine that fits in this category.

Dying of Consumption by choadwarrior 9-23-03

I can't remember if it's "Starve a cold, feed a fever," or "Feed a cold, starve a fever." Which one do you have? A cold. Starve it! I should have known better than to wonder "What Would Karen Carpenter Do?"

This one's so old it has a four-digit ID number.

It's more a question of what Jesus wouldn't do by evil_d 3-11-01

My company only gives me one week of vacation per year. Then, while I'm taking it, they call me and tell me to come back to help meet some stupid deadline. I'd like to go punch my manager in the face for that. Or at least tell him off. But that would only make things worse. I wonder, what would Jesus do? Jesus! For starters, you can bet your ass I'd never work at no slave-driving company that only gives one week of vacation a year.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

WWKD? by KaddarComps 5-04-04

Hi there. Think of something to say Something clever... something witty. Maybe.... a Knock knock joke?

Awesome, Kaddar! I just caught that.

WWJWD?â„¢ by MikeyG 5-14-04

Man, my chauffer is really pissing me off. Blah blah blah blah, blah blah hoochie mama. I wonder in this situation, What Would Jayson Williams Do?â„¢ Blah blah blee blee bloo bloo blabbity blabbers BLAM! Oops!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

WWJD? (what would jason do?) by areallystupidguy 8-27-03

some dude on the street makes fun of jason! hey dork! you can take the mask off, halloween's over! freak! hahaha! FAG! WHAT WOULD JASON DO? what you want, FAG!? um, hi. i take it someone made fun of you again.

one of my older comics. it is the funniest thing you'll ever read. not kidding.

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It's grime time.