It's spring time and this is the time of the year when people start to find themselves in meaningless relationships which have no chance of going anywhere. Maybe, this describes you maybe not. The weather is warming up and people are noticing how lonely they are, and have begun seeking someone to help solve this problem. So, make a series (more than 1 comic) about this topic.

Make it bizarre, make it romantic, make it romantically bizarre, I don't care as long as it is funny. Multiple entries encouraged!

As a bonus I will be offering free of charge my own personal critique on the series you enter. I will give you my personal insight on what I liked and didn't like. This is a one time offer, so if you have any intrest in having your series judged by a god like me enter now!

Judging in one week.

CC 241 -- The Long, Cold Exile of Brad's Soul #1 by biped 4-19-04

Brad spends the winter frozen solid in his backyard, alone with his thoughts. I'm so alone...so very alone. So desperately, soul-ravagingly alone. Oh, how I yearn for someone to keep me company...to be my friend. Or more than a friend, even. Someone. Anyone. Oh my god, no...not the squirrel with the bladder-control problem again...

CC 241 -- The Long, Cold Exile of Brad's Soul #2 by biped 4-19-04

Well, that was horrible...I never knew a tiny squirrel could contain such a huge amount of fetid, eye-stinging urine... Wait... I think I hear someone approaching...perhaps they'll be my friend...and free me from this bitter, icebound prison of loneliness...

CC 241 -- The Long, Cold Exile of Brad's Soul #3 by biped 4-19-04

Brad expresses his heartfelt gratitude in prayer. Thank you for sending this coyote to be my friend. Amen. And as the winter melts into spring, Brad's feelings for the coyote turn to love. I've never loved anyone as deeply...as passionately...as I love this coyote. Will you marry me? Oh, Brad...I thought you'd never ask.

CC 241 -- The Long, Cold Exile of Brad's Soul #4 by biped 4-19-04

Dearly beloved...we are gathered here today...to witness the joining in marrige of this man, Brad...to this coyote... At last, I'll have those grandchildren I always dreamed of...and oh, how I'll spoil them... Oh, Papa...our little Scruffy-Poo isn't a baby anymore...*sniff* Now, now...don't cry, Mama...you'll have me doing it, too...*choke*

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC-romance is in the air by xxausrottenxx 4-19-04

come on jon, dont be so down, there has to be someone you have your eye on well, there is one girl ive thought was cute whos that jessica simpson you havent been laid in a long time, have you?

CC-one step closer by xxausrottenxx 4-19-04

come on jon, were going out on the town, theres bound to be someone for you see that cute blonde over there, go work your magic she has a atom's apple, phil i didnt know women had....oh

CC-the happy ending by xxausrottenxx 4-19-04

its okay jon, you'll find a girl eventually, come on lets go get a drink 1 AM that night oh jon! oh jon! see i told him hed eventually find someone hey there big boy, wanna have some fun why yes i would, say whats that on your ne....shit

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xx( o Y o. )xx

CC 241: Temptation.... volume 1 by NooniePuuBunny 4-19-04

Great...its that loser...what does he want... Hello, my sweet... ....your eyes are like fetid pools of sewage gleaming in the moonlight... Damnit, Lucifer! I already told you... I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU! But Cecilia, you know I don't like to play these games of hard to get...

CC 241: Temptation.... volume 2 by NooniePuuBunny 4-19-04

Ahh...Wanda my love! Would you care to join me in a little romp in the forest? Look, Lucifer... I already told you 50 times... You ain't gonna do no romping in my forest... GOT THAT?! You're so cute when you're coy....

CC 241: Temptation.... volume 3 by NooniePuuBunny 4-19-04

Lucille...my love...shall we walk among the burning bodies and pools of blood and make love among the Skull Garden? Uhm...actually Sir... my name is Bob... I don't care if your name is Shirley... Have sex with me or you're fired! OH YEAH?! WELL TO HELL WITH YOU TOO! AND DONT YOU EVEN THINK WE CANT FIND ANOTHER TORTURER OF YOUR CALIBER TO FILL THE POSITION!!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

My Girlfriend Died by dcomposed 3-26-04

Hey, you wanna fuck? Don't you have a girlfriend? Oh shit. I knew I forgot something.

My Girlfriend Died-2 by dcomposed 3-26-04

Hey anonymous girlfriend, sorry I was gone for so long. It's alright, it was only a month and a half. So did you get the milk? Shit.

My Girlfriend Died-3 by dcomposed 3-26-04

I can't trust you to do anything! That's not true! You can always trust me to fuck up.

My Girlfriend Died-4 by dcomposed 3-26-04

So what happened while I was gone? Nothing important. Oh yeah? Yeah. I see you've put on a few.

My Girlfriend Died-5 by dcomposed 3-26-04

So how's the cunt? Bleeding, eh?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

My Girlfriend Died-6 by dcomposed 3-26-04

I'm sorry I asked about your cunt. I just haven't seen it in so long and I missed it. If we had kids, I would have asked how they were instead. We do have kids. Shit.

My Girlfriend Died-7 by dcomposed 3-26-04

So where are the kids? You took them with you. For fuck's... We didn't really want them, though. Right?

My Girlfriend Died-8 by dcomposed 3-26-04

So do you want me to go look for the kids or should we just make more? What do think? I think your hair looks nice.

My Girlfriend Died-9 by dcomposed 3-26-04

You think my hair looks nice? Sure. Aww... Go look for the fucking kids!

My Girlfriend Died-10 by dcomposed 3-26-04

kids.. kids... where would I find kids? Aisle three. Thanks.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

My Girlfriend Died-11 by dcomposed 3-26-04

I'm in aisle three, but I don't see any kids. Hey, have you seen any kids around here? Nope. Wanna fuck then?

My Girlfriend Died-12 by dcomposed 3-26-04

You asked me that like three hours ago and you couldn't because you already had a girlfriend. I think we broke up now, though.

My Girlfriend Died-13 by dcomposed 3-26-04

So do you want to fuck? No. Come on... No. I'll be your best friend. I wouldn't fuck my best friend anyway.

My Girlfriend Died-14 by dcomposed 3-26-04

I should be getting home to my girlfriend anyway. I thought you broke up. No, I was just trying to get you to fuck. So do you want to yet?

My Girlfriend Died-15 by dcomposed 3-26-04

I couldn't find the kids anywhere. That's because we don't have any. Makes sense.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

My Girlfriend Died-16 by dcomposed 3-26-04

Wait.. why would you tell me we had kids when we don't? It's not like you've never lied to me. I haven't! Oh yeah? Well, maybe when you kept complaining about being fat and I said you weren't.

My Girlfriend Died-18 by dcomposed 3-31-04

Hmm... I forgot what we were talking about. Me too. I guess that's what happens when you get banned in the middle of a series.

My Girlfriend Died-19 by dcomposed 3-31-04

This is awkward.

My Girlfriend Died-20 by dcomposed 3-31-04

Maybe I should say something... So how are the kids?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

My Girlfriend Died-21 by dcomposed 3-31-04

brad really broke your series, huh? Yup, I don't even know what it's about anymore. Did you ever?

My Girlfriend Died-22 by dcomposed 3-31-04

If you ever want to see me naked again, you'd better do something funny. Well, do you? I'm thinking.

My Girlfriend Died-23 by dcomposed 3-31-04

hmm... I want to see her naked, but she's a fat chick, so I don't really care if I never do. There. I opened the door.

My Girlfriend Died-24 by dcomposed 3-31-04

That wasn't funny. Yes it was. No it wasn't. Takes one to know one.

My Girlfriend Died-25 by dcomposed 3-31-04

Let's go ask someone who's an expert on what's funny, then. Fine. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH See, I told you it was funny. That's not fair, of course Phil Giroux is going to laugh!