Hey. I'm all new to this site, so any feedback on any of my stuff is appreciated. Here are my Cthulhu themed comics... cause the world needs more.

Cthulhu Sunrise by Spectre_General 4-19-04

...The geometry of the city was abnormal, non-Euclidean, and redolent of dimensions apart from ours... ... The aperture was black with a darkness almost material. Everyone listened, and everyone was listening still when its gelatinous green immensity lumbered slobberingly into sight... ...God! What wonder Wilcox raved with fever in that telepathic instant? The Thing of the idols, Great Cthulhu was loose again, ravening for delight... Aren't you a little too short to be called "Great"? Bleh!

That is not short which can eternal lie... by Spectre_General 4-19-04

The stars were right again, and Great Cthulhu was loose, ravening for delight... Where the heck can a guy raven for delight in a town like this? Hey kid, wanna buy a napkin? What? Hey, I'm The Thing of the Idols, the green, sticky spawn of the stars, Great Cthulhu of the Corpse-city of R'lyeh. Aren't you a little short for a name that long? ... okay, one more short joke and I'm gonna feeler the crap out of somebody's knees. You're gonna have to use the word "cyclopean" a lot more if you wanna even smell lovecraftean.

It's a dry heat. by Spectre_General 4-19-04

Hey Cthulhu, How's the weather down there! Overcast.

Why vote for the lesser of two evils? by Spectre_General 4-19-04

And if elected President, you can count on harsher penalties for parole violators and corporate criminals, as I will be eating them personally. Your honor, I object to my opponent's platform on the grounds that his is the horror from the stars. Wha... you can't object, this is a debate. I believe you have misidentipated the situation. Okay... If elected I will personally eat this stupid little monkey guy on national TV. If you can mark an X, then you can mark a Dubya!

Thanks!

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Don't take crap from the zeitgeist.

I love your work!!! Keep them coming!

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www.redmeat.com

And make sure to enter the Newbie Contest!!!

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www.redmeat.com

Uh...very interesting.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I enjoyed reading these comics, and they didn't make me hate you.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Is your large amount of short jokes incinuating something?

o_o We seem to have a large batch of people drinking paint thinner that have popped up in RMDC...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Well, I've only got short jokes in these Cthulhu themed comics 'cause... I mean c'mon, he's GREAT Cthulhu and he's shorter than a monkey. In the book it says "A mountain walked, or stumbled" and he's one of the shortest characters here. I thought it was funny.

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Don't take crap from the zeitgeist.

"Yeah...that makes sense."

-- Eric Roberts, "Runaway Train"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I shall call him ... Mini-Cthulhu.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

So, if Cthulu uses the phone, do you have to call it the 'Call of Cthulu' every time?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Actually, The Real Ghostbusters did a pastiche of Lovecrafts original story in an episode about a bunch of cultists with an arcane phone book trying to raise the Great Old Ones. it was called "The Collect Call of Cthulhu."

So, yes you do.

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Don't take crap from the zeitgeist.

lewl, hey kid, wanna buy some napkins

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I miss 'the Real Ghostbusters'. That was a hell of a cartoon.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I miss the original "Ghostbusters" with Forrest Tucker and Larry Storch.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yuck. I don't.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.