Walter was all set to help Tron defeat the evil Master Program, until he realized that all that Spam had rendered him too large to fit into the computer.
--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
Norman had a hard time walking to work through the park in the summer when the Ultimate Frisbee players would take pot shots at him just to watch him disappear skywards in a puff of electrons.
It was after this that Norman began cycling to work, although the instant 90° turns on the highway only served to enrage the other motorists when they crashed into his jet wall.
"The best thing about sneaking into a girl's bedroom disguised as a floor lamp," Walter later told the police, "is when she plugs you in and flicks your switch."
--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.