Specifically, horny Japanese boys who maturbate to cartoons.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It's MasturBetty, who renders her evil opponents helpless by inflicting them with an uncontrollable urge to furiously masturbate instead of conquer the universe.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Eh. I prefer Catholic school uniforms.

What!?!

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I has a flavor!

I have no mouth and I must glorp.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

As yet another Toy Story sequel is considered, creative design teams research ways with which to entice a broader audience.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

"I dont see why I must wear ... Wait a minute... Roger Smith, you are a louse!"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Here we have the lead from the new cartoon sequel to the "Scarlet Letter"... The "Scarlet T & A."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

They're really hoping to introduce a lot more people to "The Big 'O'".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

She (it) looks fuck all like Roy Orbison mate ;¬)

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Ugh! Roy Orbison in garters? Well, now imagine the REST of the Traveling Wilburys in Fredericks of Hollywood, you bastard!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Daphne was forced into a career of plastic doll porn after Hannah-Barbara scrapped the 12th series of Scooby Doo"

It's the new and improved Barbie! Now more realistic, her legs finally do spread!

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You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

It also happens to be Roy Orbison's birthday today.

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Poop.

Yesterday was Michael Moore's birthday. Coincidence or just stupidity?

anyway, on with the captions.

"Yes, your dong really has to be that small to fit in that thing! You'll do fine, hentai psycho!"

You know what? This reminds me of a time when my friend and I walked into an X-Rated Anime shop and saw a Tifa(as in Final Fantasy 7) figurine, nude, sitting on a bike. It was disturbing.

I remember you. I was working the counter that day.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I remember you. I was working the counter that day.

oh, were you the dude with the comb-over mullet and a shirt that says, "Everybody's a Somebody in Tuscantanoosaloosa?"

Hey! Who tipped you off that it was a comb-over?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Your head.

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Poop.

An X-rated Anime Shop? Where can I find one of those?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Okay, who's the wise guy that ate my skirt?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

An X-rated Anime Shop? Where can I find one of those?

Take a left on Broadway, spin around eight times, say, "I hope you have a cowbell in the bank, lickety split," spin around eight more times, and when you hear a tapping on the sewer, dive down while screaming the lyrics to "Brav' Margot," a French song about a woman who breastfeeds a cat (no, seriously), and you're there.

By the way, if you do go through with this, videotape it.

No, that's how to get to my house. Wait ... I do have a lot of anime porn ...........

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

No, that's how to get to my house. Wait ... I do have a lot of anime porn ...........

The truth is revealed!

So why are you making poor Zaster work at your house? I presume he's paid minumum wage... or less.

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The truth is revealed!

So why are you making poor Zaster work at your house? I presume he's paid minumum wage... or less.

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