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Zaster April 21, 2004 5:03 AM	Specifically, horny Japanese boys who maturbate to cartoons.
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biped April 21, 2004 5:32 AM	It's MasturBetty, who renders her evil opponents helpless by inflicting them with an uncontrollable urge to furiously masturbate instead of conquer the universe.
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UnknownEric April 21, 2004 10:42 AM	Eh. I prefer Catholic school uniforms. What!?!
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kaufman April 21, 2004 10:44 AM	I have no mouth and I must glorp.
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Shadow_Artist April 21, 2004 11:17 AM	As yet another Toy Story sequel is considered, creative design teams research ways with which to entice a broader audience.
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NooniePuuBunny April 21, 2004 8:18 PM	"I dont see why I must wear ... Wait a minute... Roger Smith, you are a louse!"
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Spankling April 21, 2004 8:57 PM	Here we have the lead from the new cartoon sequel to the "Scarlet Letter"... The "Scarlet T & A."
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MikeyG April 22, 2004 6:41 AM	They're really hoping to introduce a lot more people to "The Big 'O'".
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smamurai April 22, 2004 6:58 AM	quote: They're really hoping to introduce a lot more people to "The Big 'O'". She (it) looks fuck all like Roy Orbison mate ;Â¬)
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MikeyG April 22, 2004 7:12 AM	Ugh! Roy Orbison in garters? Well, now imagine the REST of the Traveling Wilburys in Fredericks of Hollywood, you bastard!
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shark_energy April 22, 2004 8:03 AM	"Daphne was forced into a career of plastic doll porn after Hannah-Barbara scrapped the 12th series of Scooby Doo"
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InnerSinner April 23, 2004 10:19 PM	It's the new and improved Barbie! Now more realistic, her legs finally do spread!
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Rabid_Weasle April 23, 2004 10:43 PM	It also happens to be Roy Orbison's birthday today.
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possums April 24, 2004 12:30 PM	quote: It also happens to be Roy Orbison's birthday today. Yesterday was Michael Moore's birthday. Coincidence or just stupidity? anyway, on with the captions. "Yes, your dong really has to be that small to fit in that thing! You'll do fine, hentai psycho!"
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possums April 27, 2004 12:36 PM	You know what? This reminds me of a time when my friend and I walked into an X-Rated Anime shop and saw a Tifa(as in Final Fantasy 7) figurine, nude, sitting on a bike. It was disturbing.
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Zaster April 27, 2004 1:27 PM	quote: This reminds me of a time when my friend and I walked into an X-Rated Anime shop I remember you. I was working the counter that day.
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possums April 27, 2004 4:19 PM	quote: quote: This reminds me of a time when my friend and I walked into an X-Rated Anime shop I remember you. I was working the counter that day. oh, were you the dude with the comb-over mullet and a shirt that says, "Everybody's a Somebody in Tuscantanoosaloosa?"
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Zaster April 27, 2004 5:25 PM	quote: oh, were you the dude with the comb-over mullet and a shirt that says, "Everybody's a Somebody in Tuscantanoosaloosa?" Hey! Who tipped you off that it was a comb-over?
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Rabid_Weasle April 27, 2004 7:07 PM	Your head.
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MikeyG April 28, 2004 7:07 AM	quote: You know what? This reminds me of a time when my friend and I walked into an X-Rated Anime shop and saw a Tifa(as in Final Fantasy 7) figurine, nude, sitting on a bike. It was disturbing. An X-rated Anime Shop? Where can I find one of those?
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biped April 28, 2004 7:21 AM	"Okay, who's the wise guy that ate my skirt?"
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possums
April 28, 2004 4:05 PM

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You know what? This reminds me of a time when my friend and I walked into an X-Rated Anime shop and saw a Tifa(as in Final Fantasy 7) figurine, nude, sitting on a bike. It was disturbing.

An X-rated Anime Shop? Where can I find one of those?

Take a left on Broadway, spin around eight times, say, "I hope you have a cowbell in the bank, lickety split," spin around eight more times, and when you hear a tapping on the sewer, dive down while screaming the lyrics to "Brav' Margot," a French song about a woman who breastfeeds a cat (no, seriously), and you're there.

By the way, if you do go through with this, videotape it.

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AtheistDiary
April 28, 2004 4:19 PM

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Take a left on Broadway, spin around eight times, say, "I hope you have a cowbell in the bank, lickety split," spin around eight more times, and when you hear a tapping on the sewer, dive down while screaming the lyrics to "Brav' Margot," a French song about a woman who breastfeeds a cat (no, seriously), and you're there.

No, that's how to get to my house. Wait ... I do have a lot of anime porn ...........

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possums
April 28, 2004 4:52 PM

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Take a left on Broadway, spin around eight times, say, "I hope you have a cowbell in the bank, lickety split," spin around eight more times, and when you hear a tapping on the sewer, dive down while screaming the lyrics to "Brav' Margot," a French song about a woman who breastfeeds a cat (no, seriously), and you're there.

No, that's how to get to my house. Wait ... I do have a lot of anime porn ...........

The truth is revealed!

So why are you making poor Zaster work at your house? I presume he's paid minumum wage... or less.

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AtheistDiary April 29, 2004 8:00 PM	quote: The truth is revealed! So why are you making poor Zaster work at your house? I presume he's paid minumum wage... or less. I got inspired by MikeyG and make him work for crotch crickets. The reason shall always be a mystery.
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