The Experiments by shark_energy 2-07-04

Hey Doug, I heard you just got out from the hospital! What happened? I'm surprised you haven't been told. Basically I have this theory that the uglier a girl is, the smellier her pussy is. The thinking behind this is probably psychological, but perhaps the uglier girl needs more attention and loving from a man, hence her pussy gets overused. Anyway I needed a female to test this out on. To cut a long story short, your dad caught me sniffing your mum's knickers...

The Experiments #2 by shark_energy 4-27-04

Hey Doug, where you been these last few months? Best ask your brother. Hmm ok, so do you fancy popping for a drink some time? Yeh why not. Actually Jane, you might be able to help me. I have a theory that the more manly a girl looks the bigger her clitoris is. Something to do with the clit simulating a penis. That's a funny theory. So how can I help? I thought I could use your clit as research, I'd guess it's pretty big right?

The Experiments #3 by shark_energy 4-27-04

Son, that was Mr Crosby on the phone, he says he demands you go round there right now and apologise to Jane. What happened? Mom, it isn't my fault. Remember you once told me to follow my dreams? Well my dream involves a set of experiments. What kind of experiments son? Well basically I have some theories on the reasons behind things, and I want to find out if they are correct. Sadly I have to bypass morals to get to the answers, but that's research for ya mom! Why would your research lead to a lack of morals? Here's an example for you. Next on my list is to see if your source of food as a baby is more appealing on the eye than what you see when you grow up. Could you take off your top please?

The Experiments #4 by shark_energy 4-27-04

Doug that is absolutely disgusting. Now I want you to go round to the Crosby's house and apologise for whatever you did to upset them! Yes Mom. Hi Mrs Crosby. I am here to see your husband and to apologise to you and to Jane. Doug! Come on in! Don't apologise it is great to see you! It's been too long. Stand back woman! Have you gone insane? This boy sniffed your knickers! Well it's more than you've done in the last 12 years.

The Experiments #5 by shark_energy 4-27-04

What an interesting discovery! Since I took a whiff of Mrs Crosby's knickers she seems to have grown very fond of me. I wonder if... I wouldn't care if I hadn't even touched you since our honeymoon, no boy goes sniffing at my wife...Hang on a minute? Where is he? I'm not sure. Upstairs. Oh good god! Get my underpants off of your head boy!

More to come when I'm not so busy. Would appreciate some feedback!

Fair, but somewhat amusing series, with a premise in need of help. However, the payoff in the last panel was golden.

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No series is complete till the main character ends with underpants on his head...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I enjoyed these comics very much.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.