These are my attempts at making comics. Opinions?

They're ok

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God Is A Bird... Do you believe in god?

So am I.

Are you making comics now?

Are you making comics now?

Are you making comics now?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

YES

How about now?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

N.. Yes! Stop asking that! I'm making comics! MAKING!

I'm reaching into my pants by valuedan 4-27-04

NO  BAD DOG I'M REACHING INTO MY PANTS Stop that!

Harsh by valuedan 4-28-04

I'm the real Jesus How do you know? Because That's an extremely stupid reason OH SNAP THAT'S HARSH Yeah, well, I started an extremely stupid religion Ooh, zing! Bet you didn't see that one coming!

URU Live by valuedan 4-28-04

Man, I'm glad URU Live is gone! Yeah! I mean, if I wanted to play a game where I ran around aimlessly for no reason while listening to people say idiotic things, I'd play... WHOA SUPER HARSH DUDE any multiplayer game. Jesus you are just the harshest man alive

Hand in your Pants by valuedan 4-28-04

Quit it! Quit putting your hand in your pants! GET OFF DA BALL AND I MIGHT QUIT IT I can't! AINT NOTHING GONNA GET MY HAND OUTTA MY PANTS I'm leaving! I aint never coming back!

Lay into that dog by valuedan 4-28-04

Gotta get away from that guy that keeps putting his hand in his pants. Er... Jesus? WHAT YOU DOING JESUS LAY INTO THAT DOG! DON'T BE A PUSSY Yeah, who the fuck you think I... sorry I'm just in a bad mood.

[Click to view comic: 'On my mind']

Um....no.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You are feeling out the characters and situations and getting used to working with them, and laying the groundwork for potentially better comics to come.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And stop using the goddamn dog on ball.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You are a cruel man, MikeyG, cruel to the bone. Cold as ice, you are.

With bad grammar, you post.

With bad taste, makes you comics. Need better coherence, they do. Funny they do need. Make no sense, they do. You can improve I do think. Do or do not, there is no try.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

More Dog On Ball!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

With bad grammar, you post.

With bad taste, makes you comics. Need better coherence, they do. Funny they do need. Make no sense, they do. You can improve I do think. Do or do not, there is no try.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

With bad grammar, you post.

With bad taste, makes you comics. Need better coherence, they do. Funny they do need. Make no sense, they do. You can improve I do think. Do or do not, there is no try.

YOU criticize ME? I don't find YOUR comics particularly funny either, but you don't see ME nitpicking them ("where's the p?") You... you... BRGHRHGHghGH!

I'm sorry if absurdist humor is not your cup o' tea, but those are the breaks, I suppose. It's a style. I aint changing, not for you, not for smiling George Bush, not for NO ONE.
I aint changing my double negatives, neither! Nope!

I like them... they're like white ninja and achewood COMBINED!

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Touch the Puppet head.

With bad grammar, you post.

With bad taste, makes you comics. Need better coherence, they do. Funny they do need. Make no sense, they do. You can improve I do think. Do or do not, there is no try.

YOU criticize ME? I don't find YOUR comics particularly funny either, but you don't see ME nitpicking them ("where's the p?") You... you... BRGHRHGHghGH!

I'm sorry if absurdist humor is not your cup o' tea, but those are the breaks, I suppose. It's a style. I aint changing, not for you, not for smiling George Bush, not for NO ONE.
I aint changing my double negatives, neither! Nope!

^-^ It was a combo of constructive criticism and a joke all in one. Rarely do I ever post any kind of criticism or comment toward a particular comment (I'm usually interacting with someoene else).

You're right, I'm not really an absurdist. I'm a surrealist.

BTW: If you thought my post was nitpicky, you've really only hit the tip of the ice berg. ^-^ Just a warning, not an attack on your comics or a suggestion on what you should do with them. Tis a cruel world here... Specially for nonpaying newbies with comics that don't float the boat of the paying regulars. So be prepared for much much more. I've been here since October of 2003 and I still get no respect (I myself being a non-paying semi-newb with sucky comics after all...not to mention I tend to lose my temper at people's behavior at times...so I really dont have much going for me)...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

If not for the word "improve," that would have been quite the insulting post, and I'm not sure if the addition of that word exactly launched your comic into the realm of "constructive criticism." Also, that joke hurt me in a way I've never been hurt before, and the pain will linger on until my death. I'll look the other way, though, for the sake of human decency, and because I'm so cool (you can feel the coolness through your monitor).

And Jdude is right, by the way. In fact, two of my major influences ARE www.whiteninjacomics.com and www.achewood.com. Also, Michael Kupperman's "Snake n' Bacon" seem to have had a major effect on me, along with (to a lesser extent) Tony Millionare's "Maakies."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That was 100% in the hizzy.

On my mind by valuedan 4-28-04

So, why are you on a cross, Jesus? WHY AINT YOU BEING A MAN JESUS YOU BEING A DAMN FOOL WHY DO YOU THINK... sorry, sorry, just gots some things on my mind. YOU AINT BUT ONE FOURTH OF A MAN JESUS Now, that just aint true! Don't be saying that, Narrator!

One of Those Big Hats by valuedan 4-29-04

DUDES THE DOG HAS TO GO You didn't answer my question. Yeah, well... MIKEYG SEZ HE DON'T LIKE THE DOG ON THE BALL, SO HE GOTS TO GO What? No I don't! That MikeyG is a hater... a player hater. He is no good. JESUS I APOLOGIZE FOR MY RUDENESS YOU ARE AGAIN THE MAN Man, he is cold as ice! Probably a communist, too, with one of those big hats.

Liquid Nitrogen Cold by valuedan 4-29-04

I think you'd better leave, dog. Your popularity amongst the comic hardliners is wearing thin. But... but... I've barely done anything yet! They must have some kind of prejudice against you for no reason, and they seem to think that you're making the comic less funny. OOH LOOK OUT JESUS THE DOG IS GAINING ON YOUR HARSHITUDE What do they know? Their comics aren't funny at all! That was liquid nitrogen cold, dog.

Worst Thanatopsis Ever by valuedan 4-29-04

HEY GIANT COWBOY! WHAT YOU DOING OVER THERE? Contemplating suicide. OH YEAH? THEN WHY DID I JUST PUT MY HAND IN MY PANTS? Would you quit pointing at my crotch and yelling? You're making this the worst thanatopsis ever!

I don't actually think MikeyG is a communist. Those big hats are warm in the winter, though.

From Hawaii by valuedan 4-29-04

Hey folks, welcome to the Laff Shack! Who here is from Hawaii? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dammit, fucking microphones! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE NO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

Just like Jesus by valuedan 4-29-04

Man, you won't believe what happened to me earlier today. What happened? Well, I was just strolling down the sidewalk, when this priest comes along, and I thought he was gonna be cool, you know, but he was all like... Wow, you look just like Jesus, except you're tiny! THAT STORY WASN'T THAT GREAT JESUS Fuck you, man! Don't be hatin' Narrator man, or you'll be hatin' how much your ass hurts when I put my foot in it