Let me run this delightful comic over one more time.
First panel: The little girl runs in to a man who asks, "Can you answer a question for me, little girl?"
Second panel: The little girl stops and thinks. She thinks of her mother saying, "Don't talk to strangers!"
Thrid panel: She ignores the man and runs away. The man thinks, "What ever happened to good old-fashioned kindness?"
If Haggard Lee Hak, the creator of Family Series, had just left it at that, it would have been great. But it goes on.
Fourth panel: The little girl is talking to her mother. "Mommy! Mommy! A strange man tried to talk to me! I didn't talk to him because you told me not to talk to strangers." "Very good, sweetie."
Fifth panel: "He seemed alright, but I just did what you told me to." "He might have been fine, but you can never be sure."
And if Mr. Hak had left things like this, it would have been absolutely passable. But there is one last panel that sickens me to the core.
Sixth panel*: The cops are huddled around the man from the first three panels. One of them says, "We got him sarge! You know, the molester we put out the APB for!"
I felt absolutely offended. I took the comic, photocopied it, wrote an article about it and sent it in to a local independent newspaper(they published it and it got letter of the week). Then I stepped on the comic, crapped on the comic, and burned the comic.
Mr. Hak also delights in showing us the fun of white suburban life. One of the kids looks at the little placeholder on a bible and says, "This one comes with a little bowtie!" My god! For every great Kaufman comic, there is a Family Circus comic. So right now that's got to be at least 2,000 terrible Family Circus comics.
I also despise Ziggy, Luann, Cathy, Rose is Rose, That's Life, and Hi and Lois.
I love Doonsebury, Grand Avenue, Stone Soup, Get Fuzzy, Mother Goose + Grimm, Pickles, Pearls Before Swine, Boondocks, Sylvia, and Zits. I used to get La Cucaracha, which I loved, but when I moved to Oregon I never saw it again. And I don't care what anyone says: The serious comics are more hilarious than the intentionally funny ones as long as you only read it once a week and therefore totally isolate you from the convoluted plots.
"Oh, Chuck! We must go bowling!"
"Why, darling?"
"Because... Dr. Giggletinks will be there!"
"No... as in... Dr. Englodroheim Von Giggletinks of Vietnam?!"
And then it's over.
I'm gonna go lie down now.
*Those damn newspaper artists have it all. Six friggin' panels! Here at stripcreator, we has to make do wit' three panels, and that's enough! I remember back in the FTC of 21...