Copyright My Ass by DekayingMind 5-11-04

Now for your favorite new comic series staring me, Charlie Brown! The fuck you are! You can't go around saying you're 'Charlie Brown'. We'll get our asses sued off for copyright violations. Ok. Hello kiddies I'm Mickey Mouse. Fuckin' stop it. I've already been crucified I don't need a lawsuit. You're fuckin' Jesus, man. Just banish Mickey and his little friends to hell if they fuck with you. Ha! Ya right I tried doing that years ago and look what Disney did to me then.

You can't fuck Walt Disney. He can only give you head.

Get it? Because he's just a head. A frozen head.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Fun On The Rocks by choadwarrior 10-15-03

I'm going to see Disney on Ice tonight...wanna go? That really isn't my thing. Do you think they'll show the whole body or just the head?

XD @ Choad!!!

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WALT DISNEY'S HORRIBLE WORLD OF HORROR by biped 5-11-04

DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! DING!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! MR. DISNEY'S HEAD HAS GOTTEN LOOSE AGAIN!!! OH MY GOD!!! CALL THE PARK POLICE!!! HE'LL TERRORIZE ALL THE KIDS!!! LA LA LA!!! MICKEY MOUSE!!! MICKEY MICKEY MICKEY BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! YAAAAA!!! MOMMY!!! IT'S A HORRIBLE MONSTER HEAD!!! IT'S GONNA GET ME!!! WAAAAA!!! HEY, WHERE'S MY DICK!!! I CAN'T FEEL MY DICK!!! ME WANT TO FUCK ANNETTE!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! DON'T LISTEN, KIDS!!! MR. DISNEY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING!!! HIS BRAIN IS DEAD!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Freezy Riders by kaufman 7-09-02

I want to go to Disneyworld! But I want to go to the Baseball Hall of Fame! Relax, kids. Thanks to brand new Cryonic Gardens, both of you can get your dream vacation. Hooray! Hooray! For crying out loud, Ted, ever since you moved in, the tourists have been coming non-stop. Can't a guy get any sleep? Sorry about that, Walt. My moving in here wasn't my idea.

... which was of course written before we had the lovely frozenbrad available.

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Behind The Magic: Inside The Disney Cartoon Factory by biped 5-12-04

Mr. Disney, that new animator you hired keeps drawing Mickey Mouse with a big, throbbing dick. Oh, he does, does he? Well, that's certainly out of step with our standard policy. And I'm afraid that even Minnie isn't spared, sir. In fact, her dick is even bigger and -- well, "veiny-er" -- than Mickey's. Oh, my stars and garters, well, that will never do. Eddie, I must insist that you resist the urge to depict our beloved Disney characters with large, ahem, penises. Sure, Uncle Walt. In fact, I've already planned a cartoon where they all get their dicks chopped off anyway.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Disney Corporation is going to HELL by NooniePuuBunny 5-12-04

At Disney on Ice... Snowcones! Ten Dollars! Ten bucks for a lousy snowcone? Go to hell! Yagh! Snowcones! Ten dollars! Ten bucks for a lousy snowcone?! I really must talk to Walt about this. I knew I shouldn't have bought his soul for that kind of power...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The above comic gave me the following idea:

Disney Employee in Hell by Gabu 5-12-04

Quick! Resolve the Middle Eastern conflicts! I need material for my snow cones.

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Blue is the color of victory.

That was a "way-homer."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped, the disney comic is awesome.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Thank you very much.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.