[Click to view comic: 'Bitten Off More Than He Could Poo?']

[Click to view comic: 'You've Changed But I Haven't']

[Click to view comic: 'It's..... Scatological..... Captain']

Ok more to follow as I think of 'em. Scum.

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The third one is almost as funny as the infamous "Surgeon General" series by Major Minor.

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[Click to view comic: 'Mysteries of the Vegan Unknowable']

[Click to view comic: 'Sea-Monkey Adventures']

[Click to view comic: 'Sea-Monkey Adventures']

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XD those last three killed me!

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Lol I am bumping this to say that for some wack reason last week I wrote these comics thinking that sea-monkeys were called space-monkeys, I don't know why. So over the weekend I realised my slip-up. Anyway the comics have been edited so hopefully they will make more sense.

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I recall reading the words "space monkeys" and thinking, "That joke would have made more sense if he'd said 'sea monkeys'." I wondered if perhaps you'd meant to say sea monkeys instead of space monkeys. But then, I decided to just go with it, and accept the space monkeys. And now the space monkeys are gone.

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I think it happened when looking through the characters I thought I could use the chimp in the spacesuit as a close-up for a sea-monkey if I wanted to expand on the strips.

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Yes, in that case the spacesuit could become a high-tech diving suit that enables the sea monkeys to live underwater. That way, the sea monkeys and the space monkeys could co-exist in the same comic-strip dimension as seperate, equally-valid entities.

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I liked it better with the space monkeys...but oh well. It was hilarious none the less. XD

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haha thems be funny comics, G

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[Click to view comic: 'Spankling the Unauthorised Biography']

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