Lookie here, it's a GAME.

Here's how you play. You take an old punchline like, to get to the other side, and make a new setup. You must use comics.

Here's an example:

Gedsuntheit by possums 5-15-04

I am Knipswitch Arrkoonsbalaak-Kay-Kay-Wop. Gedsuntheit.

NOW DO IT

Sorry, this is all I could come up with right now.

The Dickheads by biped 5-15-04

Gee, Dave...I don't know... Look, DAMN IT! After all I've done for you, the least you can do is this one little, tiny thing for ME! But I'm not really very horny right now...and there isn't all that much of an attraction, to tell you the -- Oh, COME ON, you selfish BASTARD! It's the only fucking thing that can get me OFF anymore! Take my wife...PLEASE!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Jihad Jokester by Gabu 5-15-04

Why did the suicide bomber blow himself up? I dunno. Why? To get to the other side!

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Blue is the color of victory.

Now that was a good one.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hmm.... by biped 5-17-04

Name something that is black...and white...and red all over. Hmm ...mmm... gee... black and white... and... errr.... red all over... ummm... Oh yeah, and I'd also like to beat you over the head with it repeatedly and then shove it up your ass. Oh! A newspaper!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Something Sure Smells Funny by kaufman 5-17-04

Welcome to Trak Auto, how may I help you? I want to buy a new interior fragrance for my wife. She has a Korean car, for what that's worth. We can help you with that. What kind of fragrance did you have in mind? I hear they've come out with a powerful aphrodesiac scent extracted from the semen of dolphins and Walt Disney himself. Can that really be true? Yeah. Buy her Hyundai's odor: the Flipper-Walt jizz spurt.

If you don't get it, ask a Monty Python fan.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Old School heaven jokes by gnarly 5-17-04

am i in heaven? why sure, hey your shoe's untied they a.....AHHHHH!!!! heh.

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Like Eminem only I know I'm white.