I dont know which of mine to post.
I made alot on my first day.

Just look at them all and deside for yourself.

Ps: They are not supposed to be "great" I was just
checking out the website, and making stupid ones, they
will get better, I promise.

Nice to meet every one to, Im sure.

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Love, Tab.

My favorites:

Welcome to McJesus by Tab 5-31-04

This one day at the local watering hole.. Welcome to McJesus, May I take your order ? Whoa, You look just like this guy I know.. So what do you want ? Uh, One budda burger, Popetato Fries.., and a large christian coke. Here you go sir, Thank you for choosing McJesus for your eating needs ...Seriously, Thats so weird, he looks just like him.

"Popetato" -- now that's funny.

Fact Or Truth by Tab 5-31-04

Doo doo doo, Im watching tv in the gaaraage. *pop* Breaking news story, GOATS CANT THINK! Bahhhhh. Wait, Can tv's think ?

Would have been better without the third panel.

Show and Tell by Tab 5-31-04

Little Suzies show and tell.. Yee Haw Mate! Today, I brought in an Australian Cowboy. Put another shrimp on the barbie, partner. He's kinda weird, He only says catch phrases. Yo bitch what did you say about my bro!? I think he's related to Billy Crystal.

There is nothing on TV anymore by Tab 5-31-04

Hello, and welcome to the Sunset Channel. Enjoy!

Dont Smoke, k? by Tab 5-31-04

Im going to smoke this cigarette. Why isnt this working! Ahhh! I caught on fire!

I can't explain why I like that last one. It's just absurd.

Most of the rest do seem pretty dumb -- just "testing" comics, like you said. Looking forward to seeing you grow out of them. Welcome to the site.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I liked McJesus and I loved Show and Tell. That's one of the best n00b punchlines I've heard in awhile.

I really liked the show and tell one. It was set up really well.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I liked it too, because that's exactly the main reason why I hate Billy Crystal.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

He ruined Jack Palance jokes for all of us.
It is impossible to string together any 40 words from the Oxford English dictionary that include the words Jack and Palance to make a combination that has not been uttered by Billy Crystal before.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

He's like Steven Wright, Mitch Henderson, and Henny Youngman, only less funny.

Who? Tab or Billy Crystal?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Billy Crystal. Tab is funnier than Henny Youngman.

Or Pepsi Crystal?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I agree, the ones evil_d posted are as good set. However, I approach one differently from how he does ...

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Fact Or Truth by Tab 5-31-04

Doo doo doo, Im watching tv in the gaaraage. *pop* Breaking news story, GOATS CANT THINK! Bahhhhh. Wait, Can tv's think ?

Would have been better without the third panel.

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And the goat saying "Where my cheetos be at."
Am I right? I'm right.

Once I was a goat who dreamed I was a man who dreamed the tv was speaking to him, whilst the show I dream of jeanie was on. Then I woke up , and I was actually an old disused quarry. Well, when I say disused I meant for quarrying. Local wildlife still nest in me and kids like to swim in my flodded parts during the Summer. It's not a bad life. If you can call it that.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Heh, Thanks for the Tab cola can.

I love the fact Im named after cancerous soda.

Im so surprised at everyones reaction, That Some, infact any where liked.

I quiet enjoyed the sunset one. Hehe.

So, Hi again everything, and thanks.

You guys are awesome.

Haha, Im glad people got why I said he is related to Billy Crystal.

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Love, Tab.