One more time, fuck mozilla auto-fill!

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/unbeliever

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Skippy the Wonder Dog by unbeliever 6-04-04

Skippy Visits Hell. WTF mate? Gluttony . . . And a few too many Ho's. Pimp.

I thought this one was pretty good. Solid humor and an amusing take on the old "Ho ho ho" joke.

Didn't care for the rest. If I could give only one piece of advice to all future strippers, it would be "Random and nonsensical does not equal funny".

Welcome to the site.

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I thought this one was pretty good. Solid humor and an amusing take on the old "Ho ho ho" joke.

Didn't care for the rest. If I could give only one piece of advice to all future strippers, it would be "Random and nonsensical does not equal funny".

Welcome to the site.

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Okay so I guess I'm going to serialize Skippy the Wonder Dog. Or at least try to. Here is today's work.

Skippy the Wonder Dog by unbeliever 6-05-04

Skippy Visits Hell - Day 2 So what's your excuse? pocket pool. . . Umm. . . That's all? Well. . . ! ! ! I raped a clown and burned down the Red Star Circus.

Skippy the Wonder Dog by unbeliever 6-05-04

Skippy Visits Hell - Day 2 cont'd You murdering bastard! You killed my friends! Well yeah. SKIPPY ANGRY. SKIPPY KILL BAD BAD MAN!!! eep! Oh my!

Skippy the Wonder Dog by unbeliever 6-05-04

Skippy Visits Hell - Day 2 cont'd Look, circus freak, you're gonna have to leave. Woof Woof, woof Woof bark! I speak Dog you asshole. . . And fuck your mother's ass too.

To be continued...

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I wouldn't worry about being blasphemous. The heathens are in charge around here.

The latest strips are alright. Keep it up.

So what was granny supposed to be saying in the second panel?

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I wouldn't worry about being blasphemous. The heathens are in charge around here.

The latest strips are alright. Keep it up.

So what was granny supposed to be saying in the second panel?

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More Skippy:

Skippy the Wonder Dog by unbeliever 6-06-04

Showdown with the Devil. You know, you seem *really* familiar. Eeep! By the power of Satan, reveal yourself! Curses! Apollyon, is that you? I thought you were retired?

Skippy the Wonder Dog by unbeliever 6-06-04

Showdown with the Devil cont'd. I *was* retired and slumming in the Red Star Circus. Until it was burned down. Bummer. Your meddling ass will be ground beneath my boots! You're not wearing any boots. Asshole.

Skippy the Wonder Dog by unbeliever 6-06-04

FIGHT! Round One. You shall feel the wrath of The Destroyer! Take this, you foul loathsome beast! Hey guys, this may take awhile. Yeah, you gentle readers can go play outside or something if you want.

Skippy the Wonder Dog by unbeliever 6-06-04

FIGHT! Round Two - 10 years later. Time for a new tactic. Wha, what's this? *sings* And AAAAAIIII EEEE AAAIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOVVEEE YOUUUUU! Nooooo! Not that! Anything but Celine! Taste grammy award winning garbage you rat bastard! Grrraaaghhhh. . .

Skippy the Wonder Dog by unbeliever 6-06-04

Victory! Well I guess I'm the new Prince of Hell. Again. Oooh yeah, I'd tap that ass. Lassie! Here girl!

Going more for backstory than scathing humor, for now anyway.

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They're slightly amusing.

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I gotta say, I REALLY fucking hate it when people name their comics all one thing. People want to be able to navigate your comics without having to guess a random number. It really pisses me off.

Other than that they're mostly unfunny.

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I gotta say, I REALLY fucking hate it when people name their comics all one thing. People want to be able to navigate your comics without having to guess a random number. It really pisses me off.

Other than that they're mostly unfunny.

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More blasphemy. This one got a couple of good laughs from friends, but.. well.. they're friends so some opinions from total strangers are welcome. :D

Laugh = Hell. by unbeliever 6-06-04

Cybersex for the Masses. . . A/S/L? 13, Female, Russia You sound sexy! Do you want a spicey sausage up your pooper? Well. . . . . .Okay but go slow, I'm a virgin. *I poke you in your dirty brown-eye with my throbbing beefstick.*

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Quick little 2 strip series. More blasphemy!

Interstellar Cybersex (Part 1) by unbeliever 6-07-04

Do you like anal prob.. I mean sex? Oh yes, it's my favourite thing. Please put your manrod deep in me! *Slides his giant earth-man penis into your rectal cavity* wtf are you like a doctor or something? No. I'm just your average everyday joe-earthling. I like beer, monster trucks and anal sex. Oh okay. . . I feel your massive johnson slide into my virgin fart tube.

Interstellar Cybersex (Part 2) by unbeliever 6-07-04

Man they were right, earth girls ARE easy. . . Hello? Are we still doing the anal? Yes yes, you love it don't you bitch? Oh baby yes! Oh shoot I have to go, I have company coming over. . . Time to fill some choir boys with the spirit of the Lord. Hello?

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I laughed ... at the last three.

oooh, political now. ;)

Cthulhu's Eulogy. by unbeliever 6-09-04

We are gathered here today to honor a great champion of our cause. He was taken unjustly before he could further our end. Although his most staunch allies turned against what he stood for and have already begun to subvert his work, his legacy will live on. Few of us have done so much as this man. R.I.P. Ronald Reagan!

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More blasphemy!

Too Many Christians... by unbeliever 6-16-04

Hey man, what are you doing? I've decided to start breeding animals for fun and profit. Also to kill and eat my enemies. Cool! Whatcha breeding? Sea monkeys? Not exactly. So what then? Lions.

Don't forget to buy the shirt.

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More commentary. :)

Papers please by unbeliever 6-22-04

Hiibel v. Sixth Judicial District Court of Nevada This guy sure looks suspicious... Peace to all mankind! Okay pal, lets see some ID. My name is Moonflower Soulbeam. Drat! Now I can't arrest him!

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