http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/TomWopat/

I'm lonely, and will accept any comments.

Did you really think "money" was spelled "moeny"? Or is it just one of those cute internet misspellings that I so thoroughly detest?

I'll read your comics later, but I just had to get this issue out of the way first.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My comments:

Lay off the inside jokes.

The others on the site really like all the Jesus bashing, but I myself find it very very irritating.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I like Jesus-bashing when it's actually funny. So I liked this comic:

Ted finds Jesus. by TomWopat 6-07-04

Hey, you're Jesus, aren't you? You're alot smaller in person... What is it you seek, my child...? Well, fuck, I don't remember anymore. I'm just so shocked that you're only about two and a half feet tall... Was there something you wanted...? I mean WOW. I could probably fit you into my niece's clothes. She's only eight. Jesus Christ... Hey, that's you! Haha! So, if you had low self esteem, would that be blasphemy? Heeeyyo! You're an asshole...

Jesus' last line is kind of weak, and the lack of background in the third panel is distracting, but the other guy's lines are great.

As for the inside jokes, I guess they could be funny, but I'll never know, so I can't really comment on them.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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Did you really think "money" was spelled "moeny"? Or is it just one of those cute internet misspellings that I so thoroughly detest?

I'll read your comics later, but I just had to get this issue out of the way first.

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Let me help you with that mental block:

1) Black background: "Excuse me, I think the lightbulb burned out. Could you reach up and change it for me?"
2) Water background: "I may be small, but I'm light enough to walk on it."
3) Graveyard background: "I have to be small. Otherwise, I couldn't stencil the gravestones, now could I?"
4) Psycho background: "Quiet, mortal, for now you shrink with me. Look! We are becoming sub-atomic size."
5) Airplane background: "Da plane, boss, da plane!"

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Turn Jesus into a clown and have him say "Oh no, I am a clown."

And I like jesus-bashing when it's funny. I like lots of things when they're funny. Jesus, if you pleasus.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

man i wish i got this much feedback on my comics when i was a newb

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