To attempt description of it would be both futile and blasphemous. Suffice to say it is a violation of international law and norms of human conduct. It is an affront to the dignity of human beings everywhere. Every time it is posted, we are shorn of all vestiges of humanity. Should such an abomination be permitted to run free throughout our community? Not if we lay any plausible claim to civilization.

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What others say about boorite!

Tee hee! You're just mad because it's the guy that chased you into that abandoned warehouse when you were 10.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Exhibit A, ladies and gentlemen. I think this case is closed. The verdict is Guilty, and the sentence is hanging.

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What others say about boorite!

Pssst! Look down! (Here he is again)

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

P.S. - If I must change it, this is what it's going to be changed to:

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The guy in pink on the right!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I think they're all cute.

...

What?

The one on the left has some nice boobs.

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Poop.

Yes, his man-boobs are sexy, but the one on the right bends in ways very few human beings can bend. Besides, gay wrestler sprites wearing pink are so much more fun.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

That game could start forest fires just by being in close proximity.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I think you should change your sig pic to this, Mikey:

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Where the fuck do you guys get this shit?

Same place where I got this:

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

quote:

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Mozilla Firefox's image blocking is the best thing ever.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Noonie and Dagmar know how to have a good time. In a GAY way!!!!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oh, Encyclopedia-Obscura, the best place ever. That's where I learned about NES' censors and Issei Sagawa, the best cannibal ever.

scratch that, I got Sagawa from somewhere else. On a related note:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Thank you, Mikey. Now bend over...

...so I can see your tonsils...please?

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Blue is the color of victory.