I promise you none of these are good.

"All I Want to Do is Make Love to You" in 3 Panels by AtheistDiary 7-17-04

Hey, you're wet. Wanna go to a hotel and fuck? Sure, why not? OH YES! OH YES! HARDER!! HARDER! DEEPER!! OH GOD YES!!! All your salty man paste are belong to me!

"Man in the Box" in 3 Panels by AtheistDiary 7-17-04

"I'm the man in the box ..." Um, this isn't a box. "Burried in my shit ..." In my WHAT?? "Jesus Christ ... deny your maker." Asshole.

"Oh Me So Horny" in 3 Panels by AtheistDiary 7-17-04

Oh me so horny! Me love you long time! What the fuck did you expect? Penny Arcade?

And the first one I ever did:

3 Panel Video: Last Caress (Misfits) by AtheistDiary 1-18-04

I've got something to say! I killed your baby today and it doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead. I've got something to say! I raped your mother today and it doesn't matter much to me as long as she spread. Sweet lovely dead I'm just waiting for your breath. Come sweet death ... One last caress.

See? Told ya they weren't funny. But did you believe me? NOOOOOOOoooooo!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

FIBBER.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

lewl

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

atheist makes my innards giggle

which i think may be a condition

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quote:

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atheist makes my innards giggle
which i think may be a condition

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AtheistDiary, your awesome comics have inspired this small bit of comic joy and hilarity. I call it..."MY WORST STRIP YET". Enjoy.

"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" in 3 Panels by TheNewSoup 7-19-04

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Legalize Love!

... in which kaufman skewers one of the five stupidest songs ever to make it all the way to the top of the pop charts ...

Teen Angel by kaufman 7-20-04

How'd your date go last night? TERRIBLE! We were heading to the movies, and the car stalled out, right on the railroad crossing. We got out just as a train was coming, but then he ran back, saying that I'd left my ring in the car, and SPLAT! That's awful! No kidding, and I've got YOU to thank. Please don't set me up with anyone else, not if they're half as creepy as that Gollum guy.

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It was a rad tv show though, for all 3 episodes that aired.

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When You Get Caught Between the Moon and NYC in 3 Panels by AtheistDiary 7-20-04

The Moon Guess I'll phone a whore then. New York City

I invite all to add ANYTHING "in 3 panels" to this thread.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

"I Shot the Sheriff" In 3 Panels by NooniePuuBunny 7-21-04

I Shot the Sheriff We found the distillery. There ain't nothin you can do about it. Wanna bet, Sheriff? *thud* *blam* ...But I didn't shoot the deputy... Nope. This'un choked on a donut.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Fade to Black in 3 Panels by AtheistDiary 7-23-04

I'm really really really really ... really really really really really really sad. *croak*

Anything Danzig Related 3 Panels by AtheistDiary 7-23-04

I'm bad ass! I sing for Satan! I can kick anyone's ass. I can seduce any chick I want through the power of Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! Fuck I'm short.

Billy Jean in 3 Panels by AtheistDiary 7-23-04

Yo, bitch, I didn't bump uglies wit you! And dat brat ain't my kid! But I'll take him anyway *drool*

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Raining Blood in 3 Panels by possums 7-23-04

I'm trapped in purgatory! Just awaiting reprisal... The sky is turning red! You're gonna get gripped from below! You've soiled my treacherous past! Whoa! It's raining blood! From our lacerated skies!

Video Killed the Radio Star in 3 Panels by possums 7-23-04

Hey Radio Star. Hey Video. What brings you here? I've come to bust a cap in your ass. That's a shame. Well, it's in my mind and in my heart. We can't rewind, we've gone to far.

In case you're wondering, I have been playing more Vice City than legally mandated by the state.

Scream! by The Misfits in three panels by JESUSSANDWICH 7-23-04

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Alice in Chains rox. Billy Jean, now thats funny.

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You said "Anything"...

AOL in 3 Panels by PsilocybeNirvana 7-22-04

Sexy Babes 4 U ::click:: So Sexy..What R U Wearin'? Thong and a t-shirt, U? Nothin' Anymore..Lets Fuk!!

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Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls in 3 Panels by AtheistDiary 7-24-04

Don't chase your dreams! Stick to the mundane shit that's safe! Das right! Take it from us here at TLC! We followed our dreams and look where it got us! Wouldn't that make you hypocrites? Shut up before I burn your house down!

Closer in 3 Panels by AtheistDiary 7-24-04

You're kinky. I don't like myself. Let's fuck. BAAA-AA-AAAH!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Two Joints in 6 Panels (Retard style) by AtheistDiary 7-24-04

I like to get really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really (stoned)

Metallica's Career in 3 Panels by AtheistDiary 7-24-04

Hey, James, GREAT NEWS! We're becoming famous by giving everybody our songs for free! We'll be rich in no time, but we'll NEVER sell out! Yeah-hea! Ok, here's the deal. We'll make one music video. But we still won't be selling out, ok? um ... Yeah-hea? STOP STEALING OUR SONGS!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OUR FANS! I'LL SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'RE WORTH!!!!!!! Someone please put me out of my misery before I kill this douche bag.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Creed in 3 Panels by AtheistDiary 7-24-04

Hi, we're Creed. We sing about Jesus and sound like Stone Temple Pilots and Pearl Jam. We're very much in love with the Lord and we get drunk off of Nyquil before our shows. God we're pussies.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

And I'm throwing this old one in cause I can.

Because I Got High! by AtheistDiary 4-23-03

I was gunna start a cult, but then I got high. I was gunna be the King of the Jews, but I got high. Now I'm crucified and I know why! Why, man? Hey hey! Because I got high! Because I got high! Because I got hiiiiigh!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Well, not quite the "3 panels" style, but it's at least a song. Sort of. Okay, I'll leave, don't worry.

Sing-A-Long! by Samoa_Joe 7-24-04

And the cow went... Moo! And the Bernie went... Nyah! And the Nac-Aloc went... to hell, rather than having to stay in this god damn stupid comic any longer.

Creed..Ah, some how everywhere they go, they get more and more annyoing. This is the first time I find them funny. haha..Not to mention that on top of sounding like STP and Pearl Jam, in this comic, one of the members looks like Kurt Cobain...they're just that band that keeps on stealing arnt they?

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Any Rage Against the Machine Song in 3 Panels by AtheistDiary 7-24-04

I'm pissed off about something political. So what the fuck else is new?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

20 Eyes by the Misfits in 1 Panel by AtheistDiary 7-26-04

Hey, I only have NINE eyes! That's false advertising!

Fight Club in 5 Panels by AtheistDiary 7-26-04

Beat me up. Let's beat eachother up. I'm you. You're a nut job. You blew off a chunk of your skull! Yes, but I blew up buildings, so everything's fine now. ____________ (Subliminal Cock Flash)

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Who's Johnny by El DeBarge in 5 Panels (yay, #300th strip!) by AtheistDiary 7-31-04

Who's Johnny?  :)  Who's Johnny? You know I love you. Who's Johnny? Lady, you're really startin' to freak me the fuck out.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

The Passion of the Christ in Three Panels by possums 7-31-04

DIE! OW! DIE! OW! DIE! OW!