I don't know if you noticed but it's been a while since I made something sick and disgusting! O_o

Sock it to me 1 by FrixFrax 7-22-04

Ice! You know that cold chill when you rub ice all over your hot breasts, and your stroking your nipples... Oh god... HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY HAS A BONER! So that's what happened to my sock... I fuck pies, and give them to old ladies afterwards! I'm going to hell now *sigh*

Sock it to me 2 by FrixFrax 7-22-04

Hey little one, want some nuts? *squeek* You stupid, thing fucking bite those nuts, you slut! *sigh* I didn't know he meant testicals... So that's what happened to my sock... Once, I ejaculated my sperm into a glass, told my Dad it was milk and watched him drink it , I'm going to hell now *sigh*

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Make forty more of those, please.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Heres one more.

Sock it to me 3 by FrixFrax 7-22-04

I just won the lottery! All our troubles are over! They sure are, as now I can get lawyer for a divorce! Hooray! So that's what happened to my sock... I barfed in the soup, and gave it to the homeless. I'm going to hell now *sigh*

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Is it wrong to laugh?

i read them. they make me luagh, thank you. oh, make more.

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I AM SLEEPY! I FEEL ASLEEP!

Yay! More Sock it to me!

Sock it to me 4 by FrixFrax 7-24-04

Good afternoon, Mrs. Appleby, I'm here to pick up the twins, I hope they've been good! Oh not a problem, Mr. Costner, they have all been a pair of busy bees! Look! Daddy's here! *buzz* Yay! Now that, was just dang silly! Hypocrite!

The 5th edition, that's like a mark as I only planned 2!

Sock it to me 5 by FrixFrax 7-24-04

What the hell, that wasn't funny, there is no plot or storyline! It's a comic for the blind! Only blind people can see it!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Haha, those are great. The last two lack that special end line though.

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[center]..PsiLoCyBe.. ..pSilOcYbE..

I agree that the special catch phrases should be there, but who knew people would have found them so catchy, the line will be back next issue!

That's our silly old FrixFrax! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

S-S-Sock it to me Ohhhhhh....

Sock it to me 6 by FrixFrax 7-24-04

As hard as it is for me to say this, Mum, I'm a lesbian! Well I also have something to tell you... What's that? I'm a shark! Mwuhahahahauhaha! So that's what happened to my sock... I once got very curious, and jacked an old guy off while giving him a sponge bath, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

Sock it to me 7 by FrixFrax 7-24-04

Forgive me father, during you latest sermon, I got an erection, I then proceeded to play with it until I ejaculated into Mrs. Rose's hat Jesus Christ! You dirty son of a bitch, you going to hell! BURN! BURN! BURN! BURN! Ahhhh! SATAN CAN TAKE YOUR SOUL NOW! I need my medication *weep* BURN! BURN! BURN! BURN! So that's what happened to my sock... I pissed in the holy water and watched a fully-grown man get baptized in it... I'm going to hell now *sigh*

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Hahaha. I too need my medication to stop laughing.

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[center]..PsiLoCyBe.. ..pSilOcYbE..

This is the last Sock it to me for a while, I've enjoyed making it but even sock puppets need a rest sometime!

Sock it to me 8 by FrixFrax 7-25-04

Hey! How dare you walk in on me naked, you gay! But your always naked! My mistake! So that's what happened to my sock... I once, oh forget it, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Yes, it's back! Been a while, I have no idea if it could be as funny as it once was! But we can try make it more random! ;)

Sock it to me 9 by FrixFrax 10-07-04

I can no longer kill anymore, the truth being, that I am gay! What the hell, your a robot, how the hell can you be gay! It's just I met this really nice robot, his name is Tobor, he understands me, last night I shot out so much static electricity while he rammed, my sockets! Come on hunny! So that's what happened to my sock... I once programmed a robot to preform oral sex on dogs, while dancing the funky chicken, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

There were some obvious Tobor jokes I could have had, but that would have been just too obvious.

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Is it wrong to laugh?

I laughed so hard I lactated! And I'm not even a girl!

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Get Your War On

The last one made me turn into a girl for thirty seconds. I ran to a mirror and took all my clothes off to masturbate but when I reached for my dick it was gone. I think that's what they mean by the term "catch-22."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh no biped, that must suck! Mines would appear to be right here, which is lucky. I can masturbate all I want, such joy in life! *runs away*
Oh here more Sock it to me, enjoy!

Sock it to me 10 by FrixFrax 10-08-04

Would you like to use my services, in order to provide you with slight oral pleasure, for a small fee? I'm sorry, this just isn't working for me! Oh very well sir... SUCKY SUCKY TEN DOLLA! Do I have to provide a room, because I still live with my Mom So that's what happened to my sock... I once, sprayed popcorn with my own urine when I worked in a cinema, told someone it was butter, they ate it, barfed into a plant, and my shift was over, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

Sock it to me 11 by FrixFrax 10-08-04

I can't handle it here, I need a drink! I need a drink, I hate prison! Well the best way to get stuff sneaked in, is to give one the prison guards head, and anything else they want, come to think about it, I'm hard right now! Oh Dad, you know I can't do that! Darn! Stupid incest law! So that's what happened to my sock... I once, stole sweets from a small child, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

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Is it wrong to laugh?

We love you FrixFrax!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Aw, that's sweet noonie xD

Sock it to me 12 by FrixFrax 10-10-04

My troubles are over, now I've discovered this talking pig, I'll be rich, yahoo! Hey, where does ham come from? Well, you see it comes from pigs... *dies from shock* That was unfortunate... That was before I set his farm on fire, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

Sock it to me 13 by FrixFrax 10-10-04

Ready for the sex now, I just have one question... where do I put it? Well just put it anywhere, that feels most natrual to you... Not up my nose... Oh, right, I guess ears is probably wrong too right? God, how could someone just not know! I dunno, some people are just stupid

Hope you liked them! If your wondering what happened to the usal "That's what happened to my sock..." Line... it'll be back.

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Is it wrong to laugh?

She should've said "Where will he put it next? Who NOSE?" and then he should've said "EARS lookin' at you, kid!"

Get it? They're PUNS!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I like #11 best.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Just ending the series :)

Sock it to me 14 by FrixFrax 5-15-05

Hey there gorgeous, my friend said, I should be introduced to you, she even said you, have some physic powers? I'm sorry, this won’t ever work out, I end up getting an office job with late hours, and you end up getting off with the milkman behind my back, and then I go on a murderous rage and kill him. Oh dear, Mom was right... I am a bitch! Yeah, it's the time I frame you for cocaine use, am worried about. Though, something is coming to me, hot sex, tonight, my place. I predict a full orgasm. So that's what happened to my sock... I once spiked an entire supply of love potion in a physics tent, with Viagra... and poison, though it was funny, all these guys died with massive boners, but I'm going to hell now *sigh*

Sock it to me 15 by FrixFrax 5-15-05

Go out with you? Eugh, no way, I'd rather eat my own vomit than go out with you... Well, I hope you’re feeling sick... Sometime later... Wow, you really would rather eat your own vomit, than go out with me. But tell me how do you throw-up on demand like that? I don't keep this figure on healthy eating and exercise, ya know. So that's what happened to my sock... I once worked in a gym, and spiked the drinking water with ecstasy. I felt sorry for the janitor, who was mopping up that sweat and puke, so I gave him some water, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

Sock it to me 16 by FrixFrax 5-15-05

It is, so hot. My ass is on fire. Like no one saw that coming. I never would have guessed. So that's what happened to my sock... I once, set fire to a church, that had two hundread blind children in at the time, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

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Is it wrong to laugh?

If it wasn't for the puppet thing in the third panel I might have found a few funny.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I love sock puppets! Nothing better than having someone's hand drive right up your...er nevermind.

--S. Dummie

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Greatest Zombie Komic in the Universe

Wow. That sure is a lot of comics.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Oh well, sadly the sock/puppet thing is whole point. Though, I could agree, some of these would be funnier with a third panel.

Yes, it is.

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Um... series 3 anyone?

Sock it to me 17 by FrixFrax 2-06-07

Golly gee gosh Mr. Wilson, I caught my ding-a-ling in the rose bushes again Oh Billy, this guilt is just too much to take anymore, so I must be honest with you... I'm a registered child sex offender Gee shucks Mr. Wilson, I guessed that after you made me watch you masturbate and finger yourself in the shower, not to mention the time you felt me inappropiately at the barn dance. Silly Mr. Wilson! Oh yes, silly me! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You know Billy, this might to be the best time to tell you this, but I'm also your biological father... So that's what happened to my sock... I once organised a Halloween barn dance, but I couldn't afford plastic skeletons, so dug up a graveyard, I'm going to hell now *sigh*

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Is it wrong to laugh?

*cue victory music*

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old