The last one made me turn into a girl for thirty seconds. I ran to a mirror and took all my clothes off to masturbate but when I reached for my dick it was gone. I think that's what they mean by the term "catch-22."
Oh no biped, that must suck! Mines would appear to be right here, which is lucky. I can masturbate all I want, such joy in life! *runs away*
Oh here more Sock it to me, enjoy!
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