Pappy Goat makes Doggy Goat make a "woof woof"!
Now here comes Buddy Rich, with an itch to KILL.
Buddy Rich. That's right.
Buddy Fucking Rich.
"Woof woof!" Pappy Goat and Doggy Goat DIE HORRIBLY, IN SEARING PAIN! DETAILS AT ELEVEN! "Woofity woof woof!"
Buddy Rich suddenly loses urge to kill, resumes normal demeanor. Later that night, gives below average performance on The Ed Sullivan Show and blames it on having suddenly realized that, despite all common sense and modern scientific knowledge, there might really be a Wolf Man out there somewhere, prowling around under the full moon looking for victims to kill. Ed Sullivan reacts to Buddy Rich's frantic on-air admission by moving his left elbow approximately two inches. At that precise moment, Buddy Rich suddenly realizes that if there really is a Wolf Man out there, then there might also be a Blob, and it just might be right outside the Ed Sullivan Theater as they stand there wasting precious time instead of fleeing the theater in mortal terror, screaming their lungs out.
p.s. Your comics aren't horrible.
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.