Note: "Zarta" is Arabic for a loud fart.

hello flatulence my friend
I've come to talk to you again
because a pizza softly creeping
lit my bowels while I was sleeping.
and the odor that went ripping through my cheeks
really reeks
amidst the sound
of zarta.

My sincerest hope is that this awful thing is now stuck in your head, whoever you may be.

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Here's to you, Florence Henderson
You almost hit it with your TV son
Number one
What's that you say, Florence Henderson?
Wesson oil can make a killer lube
Ooh ooh ooh... ooh ooh ooh...

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Still Power-Crazy After All These Years by kaufman 8-13-02

This invading countries thing is getting too boring. I've got an idea. I'll dress up as Paul Simon, you dress up as Art Garfunkel, and we'll see who gets the better countries. Hello dictator, my old friend, I've come to take your land again. Ok, I surrender! I GOT IRAQ! I GOT AN IRELAND!

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(to I am a Rock)

I might be gay.
But I can't really remember.

I'm not alone.
Gagging on some johnson,
While snorting primo blow,
I think this guy is sucking on my toe.

I love DE COCK!
I love browneye of man.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You started this topic to see if I'd reply, didn't you? Well I'm not biting.

His story's seldom told (and with good reason) by andydougan 4-26-04

If there's a better song than The Boxer, I don't want to hear about it. What about I Know a Song That'll Get on Your Nerves by Joe Pasquale? Shut up. The Boxer is the greatest song ever written. I see a lot of parallels between the life of its protagonist and my own. I guess I must be misinterpreting the lyrics. Simon and Garfunkel in the late 60s What say we do one about an autistic deviant who writes reviews of films he hasn't seen whilst copulating with Jammy Dodgers? That's the last time I let Art come up with the idea for a song.

UnknownEric = teh funneh, as always

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UnknownEric = teh funneh, as always

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I look at the thing I wrote and pronounce it Truly Hideous.

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Garfunkel is turning in his grave.

And here's to you Joseph Lieberman
You made killing hookers so much fun...
Dun dun dun...
Rockstar thanks you Mr. Lieberman
you made their game sell like pumpkin pie...
die die die...

In the clearing stands a porn star
double anal by her trade
and she carries 'long the pictures
of every guy who laid her down
and fucked her till she cried out
in passion or in pain
"I am coming, I am coming..."
whilst she thought of John McCain

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That's so horrible.

I applaud you.

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In the clearing stands a porn star
double anal by her trade
and she carries 'long the pictures
of every guy who laid her down
and fucked her till she cried out
in passion or in pain
"I am coming, I am coming..."
whilst she thought of John McCain

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