Seriously. They must. It's the law of nature or something...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Dude.

You are so not getting a fucking thing from Grandma, this year.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I hope I so get a fucking thing from grandma.

I don't want her to die, but if she does, I hope she leaves her collection of dildoes and nipple clamps to me.

Sounds like you're so gunna get a fucking from grandma though. Which might or might not be a good thing. Ask Spankling.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Spankling's fucked everyone, hasn't he?

You would be surprised at the number of GILFs out there, nowadays. Hell, I had a big thread about how I wanted to bang Priscilla Presley the other week (something bunneraab and others didn't agree with, but I stand by my convictions!). Anyway, it's all that botox or atkins diets or pacts with Satan... something is making the Granmas look hawt!! I want to stick it in their greying, shrivelled, old rich-bitch coochies. I'll hammer her so hard she'll be belting out ragtime tunes in bed! Oh god... someone stop me.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

That's AccentuateNegative you're talking to. He isn't interested in Grandma.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

So he's interested in the Grand Wizard?

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AFROMANS MOVE

No, he's interested in GrandPA. Grandpa Al Lewis, that is.

He's always had a Munsters fetish.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

DIG THOUGH THE DITCHES AND
BURN THROUGH MAN BITCHES
AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY
FAG-U-LAAAAAAA!

(P.S. - AccN is one of my favs, so don't go hatin', yo homey g peanut buster parfait!)

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

How could I hate on AccentuateNegative? He's on my favorites, too, you cheese-whiz impersonater!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

YOU SON OF A BITCH! Kiss me.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

This would have been funny if my mother hadn't died yesterday.

Seriously.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'm sorry to hear of your loss, fuzzyman. Obviously I didn't know your mother had passed on, and I didn't mean to offend.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

quote:

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This would have been funny if my mother hadn't died yesterday.

Seriously.

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Thanks. Sorry, it was just the wrong day to see that topic.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Sorry for your loss, fuzzy.

Seriously.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

awwwww... *hugs*

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Sorry, fuzz. I lost my dad earlier this year to cancr, so I know how you are feeling right now. Life sometimes seems so unfair.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Strangely enough, my mother died of cancer, too. Actually, from complications. Multiple Myeloma. "It's not the cancer that will kill you, it's your comprimised immune system from the Chemo and the cancer."

Sure enough, one more awful infection did her in.

I think the thing that sucked wa that a couple months after they diagnosed her with the cancer they found she needed a bypass. In the end she went through that painful excerise for the privelege of not having a fatal heart attack and lingering on for a few months of infections she couldn't fight and such.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yeah.. My mom died of chemotherapy, too.

*sigh*

Do we actually "cure" anything, anymore?

Or do we just bill the shit out of the dying and try and keep them out of pain?

I think the last thing that we full-on whacked was polio, for fuck sake.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It was exactly one year on Teusday that my stepfather died. He had a MASSIVE heart attack, and my younger brother had to pop off the hinges on the bathroom door to get at him.

CPR was not really an option, because it turns out that his heart pretty much exploded in his chest.

Losing a parent is pretty much shit, even when you hate their guts.

My sympathies go out to you all.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That's the thing I love about Stripcreator. People can talk about people being assraping lunatics and pigfuckers... then you see a thread like this.

*Group hug* I love you pigfucking, assraping guys. :)