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FrixFrax 
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| Oh, Sharon it's you, did I ever tell you about the time a celebrity was at the farm! | |
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| No Daddy, I don't think you did! | |
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| It all started one night, when I heard the pigs a squeelin' | |
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| Uh huh huh, hey pretty, how about we make some pork, that's right, I have a pork sausage for you! | |
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| So I went in there to investigate and when I looked in his face, I was so shocked so I said... | |
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| You might be Elvis Presley but that doesn't mean you can molest my pigs! | |
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| Why was Elvis molesting your pigs? | |
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| Did I say Elvis, I meant Phill Collins! | |
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| I knew you'd change your mind, I was getting wet thinking about that old photo of us on our wedding night is all crusty now! | |
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| I came for that pork chop for lunch! | |
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| Oh baby, please I can change, you know I love you! | |
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| I came for that pork chop for lunch! | |
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| Oh, don't do this to me please, am mad lonely and old and hairy and I need to lose weight but please, listen I'll even go on-top, oh baby, listen! | |
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| I came for that pork chop for lunch! | |
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| Gee, FrixFrax your last few comics have really went down hill, what have you been doing? | |
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| Nothing much... had a blonde in my bed the other day... | |
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| Need help, dropping your underwear? | |
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| Oh come and get me big boy! | |
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| Of course not, don't be so disgusting, you really are disgusting, have you been in my closet? I really think you should keep out my closet! | |
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| I'm having a heart attack! | |
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| I'm having my lungs removed! | |
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| Good then you wont be able to spit anymore! | |
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| I'm going to freeze my head in a jar! | |
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| I'm going to wrap myself in electrical wiring and then jump in a swimming pool! | |
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| Good god, you'll be killed! | |
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