Take a movie title that contains 3+ words. Change one word in that title. Re-shoot a scene from that movie.
For example - If you chose 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Laxatives' as your title, you could depict a frustrated tiger with a red, strained face, sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper. You should try to retain some flava from the original movie title though.
Bonus points for doing the super-secret movie of my choosing*.
*Some clues - a bath, a cannon, an amputee, a dead guy smoking.
I'm giving yous 10 days to come up with something good.
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