You hate America.

Your IP address has been reported to the Office of Homeland Security.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'Hates America']

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Poop.

Anyone got some K-Y they can spare? I'll need it for my vacation to Guantanamo Bay.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

You need a refresher course in logic. That said nothing about what non-America haters should or should not do. Just like "Call a doctor if your erection persists more than four hours" doesn't mean that everyone who calls a doctor is priapistic.

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Get it right!

I thought you were only a legend! It's an honor, Mr. Pedantic!

The following are people who hate America:

Rabid_Weasle
niteowl
"DrPedantic"
possums

It is believed that some or all of these names may be aliases.
Complete dossiers are being compiled.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You read this thread too, Zaster.

Represent.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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You hate America.

Your IP address has been reported to the Office of Homeland Security.

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The current Minister of Giant Butts.

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Poop.

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You have a giant butt.

Your IP address has been reported to the Office of Homeland Giant Butts.

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I like America! Especially that bit about the guy's bow tie actually being a camera. That kills me.

But seriously, death to Amerikkka! Allahu Akbar, homes!

I was gonna post about how I hate "A Horse With No Name" (I mean, what kind of lyric is "the heat was hot?"), but Rabid beat me to the obvious joke.

Bastard.

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I has a flavor!

The USA is my favorite country I was ever born in.

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What others say about boorite!

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The current Minister of Giant Butts.

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During his employment as a librarian, it is possible that Boorite may have come into contact with books. This establishes his connection to the intellectual elite, and makes it imperative that he be carefully monitored. He may have untold access to technical information regarding our infrastructure and way of life.

As a resident of the British Isles, Andy Dougan may have access to anthrax, hoof-and-mouth, "mad cow" prions and any number of other infectious agents. His threats against the U.S. are to be treated with the utmost seriousness.

Unknown Eric has been observed communicating with Rabid_Weasle via some sort of code disguised as innocuous banter. Steganographic analysis of a grainy photo exchanged between the two is under way.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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I was gonna post about how I hate "A Horse With No Name" (I mean, what kind of lyric is "the heat was hot?"), but Rabid beat me to the obvious joke.

Bastard.

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The following are people who hate America:

Rabid_Weasle
niteowl
"DrPedantic"
possums

It is believed that some or all of these names may be aliases.
Complete dossiers are being compiled.

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That and you're a nocturnal bird of prey of the order Strigiformes, having hooked and feathered talons, large heads with a short hooked beak, large eyes set forward, and fluffy plumage that allows for almost noiseless flight.

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Poop.

I hate America because it's fat and smelly. And it farts a lot, which isn't funny when the farts can gag a skunk.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

It also borrows money without paying you back.

And never offers you the last slice of pizza.

And never wipes its feet before coming in.

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Poop.

But you still like me, right?

I'll always love my sexy fat Canadian brothers from Napanee. Word life!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.