Okay, I decided I was going to try to make some comics where the characters said nothing but questions. Here are my results.

[Click to view comic: 'Carl and Carl']
[Click to view comic: 'Carl and Carl 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Carl and Carl 3']

The last one is not funny, and I apologize for that.

The third one was the "funniest", figuratively speaking.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I take it you did not find these funny.

I don't think it would have been humanly possible for me to have stated it any more clearly and forcefully to the contrary.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I found them.

Funny.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.